{"id":10844,"date":"2024-04-10T14:46:53","date_gmt":"2024-04-10T12:46:53","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/paddys.de\/?p=10844"},"modified":"2024-04-10T14:46:55","modified_gmt":"2024-04-10T12:46:55","slug":"wohin-mit-der-kohle","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/paddys.de\/en\/wohin-mit-der-kohle\/","title":{"rendered":"Where to put the coal"},"content":{"rendered":"<span class=\"span-reading-time rt-reading-time\" style=\"display: block;\"><span class=\"rt-label rt-prefix\">Reading time<\/span> <span class=\"rt-time\"> 1<\/span> <span class=\"rt-label rt-postfix\">Minute<\/span><\/span>\n<p>Sodala... etz I need a few \ud83d\udce3 votes for \ud83d\ude4b\ud83c\udffb\u200d me.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Since the \ud83d\udce7 email address of a trader cannot be changed due to legal requirements (idiotic), I was forced to create a new \ud83d\udcdd portfolio.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Then there was the matter of \ud83e\udeaa ID verification. I don't have any ID at all. Without a signature and biometric \ud83d\udcf7 photo, I'll never get one again. But explain that to a \ud83c\udfe6 bank...<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Once I had sorted that out too, I updated my \ud83d\udcc3 certificate to reflect my portfolio. Not so easy when you're only working with your \ud83d\udc40 eyes. So that I can click on \"Execute trade\" in time after clicking on \"Get current price\" before the price expires, I had to reduce the click trigger time of my eye control to \ud83c\udfc1 100ms. I love \ud83c\udfc6 challenges.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Now I just need a few non-binding reservations to make my certificate tradable. A reservation is something like a watchlist, or a \ud83d\udccc favourite.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p><strong>If you do not have <\/strong><strong>\ud83d\udca1 You know what I'm talking about, that's exactly the point.<\/strong><\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>You can tell your bank to invest \ud83d\udcb2 amount X in Patrick's Investment Favourites and your bank will then invest in my shares. You can see for yourself the \ud83d\udcc8 return I'm achieving in a completely transparent way.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p><\/p>\n\n\n\n<p><\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Click here for my certificate: <a href=\"https:\/\/www.wikifolio.com\/de\/de\/w\/wfxpatrick\">https:\/\/www.wikifolio.com\/de\/de\/w\/wfxpatrick<\/a><\/p>\n\n\n\n<figure class=\"wp-block-image size-large\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" width=\"1024\" height=\"794\" src=\"https:\/\/paddys.de\/wp-content\/uploads\/2024\/04\/grafik-1024x794.png\" alt=\"\" class=\"wp-image-10845\" srcset=\"https:\/\/paddys.de\/wp-content\/uploads\/2024\/04\/grafik-1024x794.png 1024w, https:\/\/paddys.de\/wp-content\/uploads\/2024\/04\/grafik-300x233.png 300w, https:\/\/paddys.de\/wp-content\/uploads\/2024\/04\/grafik-768x595.png 768w, https:\/\/paddys.de\/wp-content\/uploads\/2024\/04\/grafik-1536x1191.png 1536w, https:\/\/paddys.de\/wp-content\/uploads\/2024\/04\/grafik-15x12.png 15w, https:\/\/paddys.de\/wp-content\/uploads\/2024\/04\/grafik-60x46.png 60w, https:\/\/paddys.de\/wp-content\/uploads\/2024\/04\/grafik.png 1576w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 1024px) 100vw, 1024px\" \/><\/figure>","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Falls du keine \ud83d\udca1 Ahnung hast, wovon ich rede, genau darum geht es.<br \/>\nDu kannst deiner Bank sagen, leg mal \ud83d\udcb2 Betrag X in Patricks Investment Favoriten an und deine Bank investiert dann in meine Aktien. <\/p>","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":10848,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_acf_changed":false,"_lmt_disableupdate":"","_lmt_disable":"","_monsterinsights_skip_tracking":false,"_monsterinsights_sitenote_active":false,"_monsterinsights_sitenote_note":"","_monsterinsights_sitenote_category":0,"_uf_show_specific_survey":0,"_uf_disable_surveys":false,"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-10844","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","has-post-thumbnail","hentry","category-posts"],"acf":[],"modified_by":"Ruppelt Patrick","wps_subtitle":"","_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/paddys.de\/en\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/10844","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/paddys.de\/en\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/paddys.de\/en\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/paddys.de\/en\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/paddys.de\/en\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=10844"}],"version-history":[{"count":2,"href":"https:\/\/paddys.de\/en\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/10844\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":10847,"href":"https:\/\/paddys.de\/en\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/10844\/revisions\/10847"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/paddys.de\/en\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media\/10848"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/paddys.de\/en\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=10844"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/paddys.de\/en\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=10844"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/paddys.de\/en\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=10844"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}