{"id":4051,"date":"2022-07-27T15:34:00","date_gmt":"2022-07-27T13:34:00","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/paddys.de\/?p=4051"},"modified":"2023-06-17T21:10:53","modified_gmt":"2023-06-17T19:10:53","slug":"nachtragshaushalt-zigarette-no-1","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/paddys.de\/en\/nachtragshaushalt-zigarette-no-1\/","title":{"rendered":"Supplementary budget Cigarette No. 1"},"content":{"rendered":"<span class=\"span-reading-time rt-reading-time\" style=\"display: block;\"><span class=\"rt-label rt-prefix\">Reading time<\/span> <span class=\"rt-time\"> &lt; 1<\/span> <span class=\"rt-label rt-postfix\">Minute<\/span><\/span>\n<p>Supplementary budget to yesterday: all sorts of different varieties and flavours of tobacco from e-cigarettes stuffed into empty capsules of the Kiffomat 3.000 (better known to health insurance companies as Vapormed Volcano MEDIC 2 and if you ask me, it's a Storz &amp; Bickl Volcano Hybrid) in painstaking and loving and at the same time filigree manual fiddling. <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Huge thanks go to Geli and Erik. This way, the patient without respiratory muscles can still enjoy the pleasures of smoking cigarettes. <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>For the beginning, it is recommended to put the filters in the tube. Because... yes... yes, because nicotine shock and all, just like the first cigarette in the sober state of your life.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<div style=\"height:40px\" aria-hidden=\"true\" class=\"wp-block-spacer\"><\/div>\n\n\n\n<figure class=\"wp-block-image size-large\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" width=\"1024\" height=\"768\" src=\"https:\/\/paddys.de\/wp-content\/uploads\/2022\/09\/patrick-beim-rauchen-1024x768.jpg\" alt=\"Geli &amp; Sarah... im Bett mit Paddy\" class=\"wp-image-4052\" srcset=\"https:\/\/paddys.de\/wp-content\/uploads\/2022\/09\/patrick-beim-rauchen-1024x768.jpg 1024w, https:\/\/paddys.de\/wp-content\/uploads\/2022\/09\/patrick-beim-rauchen-300x225.jpg 300w, https:\/\/paddys.de\/wp-content\/uploads\/2022\/09\/patrick-beim-rauchen-768x576.jpg 768w, https:\/\/paddys.de\/wp-content\/uploads\/2022\/09\/patrick-beim-rauchen-1536x1152.jpg 1536w, https:\/\/paddys.de\/wp-content\/uploads\/2022\/09\/patrick-beim-rauchen-2048x1536.jpg 2048w, https:\/\/paddys.de\/wp-content\/uploads\/2022\/09\/patrick-beim-rauchen-1180x885.jpg 1180w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 1024px) 100vw, 1024px\" \/><figcaption class=\"wp-element-caption\">Geli &amp; Sarah... in bed with Paddy<\/figcaption><\/figure>","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Nachtragshaushalt zu gestern: allerhand verschiedenster Sorten und Geschmacksrichtungen Tabak aus E-Zigaretten in m\u00fche- wie liebevoller und zugleich filigranster h\u00e4ndischer Fieselei in leere Kapseln des Kiffomat 3.000 (unter Krankenkassen besser bekannt als Vapormed Volcano MEDIC 2 und wenn ihr mich fragt, ist es halt ein Storz &amp; Bickl Volcano Hybrid) gestopft. Riesendank gilt Geli und Erik. So kann n\u00e4mlich der Patient ohne Atemmuskulatur trotzdem weiterhin in den Hochgenuss des Zigarette Rauchens kommen. F\u00fcr den Anfang empfiehlt es sich, die Filter in den Schlauch zu stecken. Weil\u2026 ja\u2026 ja, weil halt Nikotinschock und so, wie bei der ersten Zigarette im n\u00fcchternen Zustand&#8230;<\/p>","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":7581,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_acf_changed":false,"_lmt_disableupdate":"","_lmt_disable":"","_monsterinsights_skip_tracking":false,"_monsterinsights_sitenote_active":false,"_monsterinsights_sitenote_note":"","_monsterinsights_sitenote_category":0,"_uf_show_specific_survey":0,"_uf_disable_surveys":false,"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[38,35,36,56,45,37],"class_list":["post-4051","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","has-post-thumbnail","hentry","category-posts","tag-als","tag-amyotrophelateralsklerose","tag-amyotrophiclateralsclerosis","tag-kennstduals","tag-lifelessons","tag-seltenekrankheiten"],"acf":[],"modified_by":"Ruppelt Patrick","wps_subtitle":"","_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/paddys.de\/en\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/4051","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/paddys.de\/en\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/paddys.de\/en\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/paddys.de\/en\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/paddys.de\/en\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=4051"}],"version-history":[{"count":3,"href":"https:\/\/paddys.de\/en\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/4051\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":7585,"href":"https:\/\/paddys.de\/en\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/4051\/revisions\/7585"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/paddys.de\/en\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media\/7581"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/paddys.de\/en\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=4051"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/paddys.de\/en\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=4051"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/paddys.de\/en\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=4051"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}