{"id":4404,"date":"2022-10-11T16:24:55","date_gmt":"2022-10-11T14:24:55","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/paddys.de\/?p=4404"},"modified":"2022-10-11T16:31:04","modified_gmt":"2022-10-11T14:31:04","slug":"kalte-kaffee-kacke","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/paddys.de\/en\/kalte-kaffee-kacke\/","title":{"rendered":"Cold coffee poop"},"content":{"rendered":"Reading time<\/span> 2<\/span> Minutes<\/span><\/span>\n

An agonising hour of pointless attempts to explain how to put the mask on correctly... and therefore a cold coffee with disgusting-tasting medication later. 30-day countdown for \u201ePatrick has a PEG inserted\u201c set to zero yesterday. If the carer had read my instructions instead of making me explain the same shit every time I sat down like some infatuated teenager... my nursing service would have trained new staff or at least given them an induction <\/a>as promised... that wouldn't have happened.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

I'm starting to get direct and grumpy in situations like this. Lately, it's just \u201eWait...\u201c and I send the carer the relevant section of the instructions from my blog as a link via WhatsApp. As all other methods have failed, I'm now hoping for a \u201elearning effect to avoid further personal embarrassment\u201c. At the latest, when I send the link to \u201eEmergency signs of respiratory distress\u201c for the third time, it will hopefully click at some point.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

And even as I write these lines, the third keeper in a row is seamlessly joining in. Mask drama number three this week. And it's only Tuesday afternoon. Half the mask is missing. Why do I always notice this when I try to put on my mask? And of course it happens on a day when I'm already struggling to breathe, because the last two night services unfortunately didn't hear their own alarm clocks again, so I wasn't put into bed regularly and therefore have a lot of mucus. How nice that this night service, of all people, asked me why I don't have a PEG. Wuhsahhh. My answer:<\/p>\n\n\n\n

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Maybe I should send this very post out next.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

If that doesn't have any effect either, I'll give up. Haha, no, you can't give up. I have more staying power. Wink smiley.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

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Eine qu\u00e4lende Stunde sinnloser Erkl\u00e4rungsversuche, wie man die Maske korrekt aufsetzt\u2026 und einen deshalb kalten Kaffee mit ekelhaft schmeckenden Medis sp\u00e4ter. 30-Tage-Countdown f\u00fcr \u201ePatrick l\u00e4sst sich eine PEG legen\u201c gestern auf Null gesetzt. H\u00e4tte der Pfleger meine Anleitung gelesen statt mich bei jedem Hinsetzen denselben Schei\u00df wieder neu erkl\u00e4ren zu lassen wie so ein verliebter Teenager\u2026 h\u00e4tte mein Pflegedienst neue Mitarbeiter geschult oder wenigstens eingearbeitet wie versprochen\u2026 w\u00e4re das nicht passiert. Ich fange an, in solchen Situationen direkt und grantig zu werden. Da heisst es neuerdings nur noch \u201eWarte\u2026\u201c und ich schicke dem Pfleger den betreffenden Abschnitt der Anleitung aus…<\/p>","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":4406,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_acf_changed":false,"_lmt_disableupdate":"","_lmt_disable":"","_monsterinsights_skip_tracking":false,"_monsterinsights_sitenote_active":false,"_monsterinsights_sitenote_note":"","_monsterinsights_sitenote_category":0,"_uf_show_specific_survey":0,"_uf_disable_surveys":false,"footnotes":""},"categories":[5],"tags":[38,35,36,56,64,63,59,37],"class_list":["post-4404","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","has-post-thumbnail","hentry","category-pflegedienst","tag-als","tag-amyotrophelateralsklerose","tag-amyotrophiclateralsclerosis","tag-kennstduals","tag-maskenbeatmung","tag-niv","tag-pflegefehler","tag-seltenekrankheiten"],"acf":[],"modified_by":"Ruppelt Patrick","wps_subtitle":"","_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/paddys.de\/en\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/4404","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/paddys.de\/en\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/paddys.de\/en\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/paddys.de\/en\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/paddys.de\/en\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=4404"}],"version-history":[{"count":3,"href":"https:\/\/paddys.de\/en\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/4404\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":4409,"href":"https:\/\/paddys.de\/en\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/4404\/revisions\/4409"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/paddys.de\/en\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media\/4406"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/paddys.de\/en\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=4404"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/paddys.de\/en\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=4404"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/paddys.de\/en\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=4404"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}