{"id":5349,"date":"2023-04-02T09:59:07","date_gmt":"2023-04-02T07:59:07","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/paddys.de\/?p=5349"},"modified":"2023-06-10T18:14:41","modified_gmt":"2023-06-10T16:14:41","slug":"rote-beete-ade","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/paddys.de\/en\/rote-beete-ade\/","title":{"rendered":"Beetroot juice Ad\u00e9."},"content":{"rendered":"<span class=\"span-reading-time rt-reading-time\" style=\"display: block;\"><span class=\"rt-label rt-prefix\">Reading time<\/span> <span class=\"rt-time\"> 3<\/span> <span class=\"rt-label rt-postfix\">Minutes<\/span><\/span>\n<p>Dear Diary,<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>am I doing something wrong? So probably yes, it can't be normal. But what am I doing wrong? Or do other patients have similar problems? I don't think so, that would be tragic to the power of ten.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>The bleeding has stopped. The panic still has me firmly in its grip. 3 Tavor Expedit and 10 drops of morphine directly under the tongue, plus 2 grams of grass and two (pseudo) benzos afterwards and at least I manage to fall asleep. Any \"normal\" person would be in a coma for the next two days with a pulse of 50. I, on the other hand, still have an unparalleled inner restlessness. My pulse is hovering somewhere around 100. It's about the same as when someone on my balcony is talking on speakerphone so loudly that half of Gr\u00fcnwald can hear. Why don't my carers have any manners at all? I can count the exceptions on one hand. Okay, the female nurses have manners. All of them. But the male ones... exceptions and one hand, that's all I'm saying. People, please, show a little consideration. You are not alone on this planet.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>But hey, I slept for two hours tonight. It would have worked longer without a problem if it hadn't been for the nightly mask-changing problem. We switch to the nasal mask for suctioning. So far, so good. Next. Suction. Also good. And back to the nasal mask to sleep. Not good. Gr\u00fcnwald? We have a problem. Again again.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>I'll spare you the details. It's the same Kas every time anyway.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<div style=\"height:40px\" aria-hidden=\"true\" class=\"wp-block-spacer\"><\/div>\n\n\n\n<p>Let's turn to the positive things. My gums look good. Well, well, that's more likely never to be said of my gums again. When I saw how the necks of my teeth looked... It's hard for me not to... wonder about them too. Wonder is a nice word, I like it. It sounds so unprovocative, guilt- and blame-free. Innocuous. But anyone who knows me knows exactly how open Poland is.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Brushing your teeth with a toothbrush is cancelled with immediate effect.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Next. The second lab with the missing values is here. It confirms 100% everything I have been preaching to my nurses for weeks and months. But what do I expect? To be listened to by a medical layman like me? Ah go, what do you dream about at night?<\/p>\n\n\n\n<div style=\"height:40px\" aria-hidden=\"true\" class=\"wp-block-spacer\"><\/div>\n\n\n\n<p>Let me summarise for the record:<\/p>\n\n\n\n<ol class=\"wp-block-list\">\n<li>My blood is not only okay. It is even better than at the last sample. <\/li>\n\n\n\n<li>The coagulation is at the lower limit with 65%. That would be 70%. This explains why it took so long to calm down.<\/li>\n\n\n\n<li>There is no detectable reason in the blood for the poor clotting. It is also only a first-time, temporary phenomenon without any reason for concern (!).<\/li>\n\n\n\n<li>Any blood loss cannot even be detected in the blood after 24 hours of continuous bleeding (!).<\/li>\n<\/ol>\n\n\n\n<p><\/p>\n\n\n\n<div style=\"height:40px\" aria-hidden=\"true\" class=\"wp-block-spacer\"><\/div>\n\n\n\n<p>I address a know-it-all cynical \"sorry\" with a fat grin to those who forced me to drink beetroot juice every day to compensate for my high blood loss due to my immanent bleeding gums. Yes, I am completely serious.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>I kept my promise and had a doctor take a blood sample and evaluate it. I was right. My nurses were wrong in their medical assessment. There is nothing to gloss over and nothing to express diplomatically.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Can we please now ceremoniously flush the most expensive bullshit juice I've ever bought down the toilet and never say a word about it again? Yes, I am completely serious.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>qed.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p><\/p>\n\n\n\n<div style=\"height:40px\" aria-hidden=\"true\" class=\"wp-block-spacer\"><\/div>\n\n\n\n<figure class=\"wp-block-image size-large\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" width=\"1024\" height=\"652\" src=\"https:\/\/paddys.de\/wp-content\/uploads\/2023\/04\/Titelbild-Rote-Beete-Saft-ade-1024x652.png\" alt=\"\" class=\"wp-image-5356\" srcset=\"https:\/\/paddys.de\/wp-content\/uploads\/2023\/04\/Titelbild-Rote-Beete-Saft-ade-1024x652.png 1024w, https:\/\/paddys.de\/wp-content\/uploads\/2023\/04\/Titelbild-Rote-Beete-Saft-ade-300x191.png 300w, https:\/\/paddys.de\/wp-content\/uploads\/2023\/04\/Titelbild-Rote-Beete-Saft-ade-768x489.png 768w, https:\/\/paddys.de\/wp-content\/uploads\/2023\/04\/Titelbild-Rote-Beete-Saft-ade-1536x978.png 1536w, https:\/\/paddys.de\/wp-content\/uploads\/2023\/04\/Titelbild-Rote-Beete-Saft-ade-1180x752.png 1180w, https:\/\/paddys.de\/wp-content\/uploads\/2023\/04\/Titelbild-Rote-Beete-Saft-ade.png 1980w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 1024px) 100vw, 1024px\" \/><\/figure>","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Liebes Tagebuch, mache ich was falsch? Also vermutlich ja, kann ja nicht normal sein. Aber was mache ich dann falsch? Oder haben andere Patienten \u00e4hnliche Probleme? Glaub ich nicht, das w\u00e4re ja tragisch hoch zehn. Die Blutung ist gestoppt. Die Panik hat mich noch fest im Griff. 3 Tavor Expedit und 10 Tropfen Morphium direkt unter die Zunge, dazu noch 2 Gramm Gras und zwei (Pseudo-) Benzos hinterher und ich schaffe es immerhin einzuschlafen. Jeder &#8222;normale&#8220; Mensch w\u00e4re die n\u00e4chsten zwei Tage mit einem 50er Puls im Koma. Meine Wenigkeit dagegen hat unver\u00e4ndert eine innere Unruhe sondersgleichen. Mein Puls pendelt&#8230;<\/p>","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":7496,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_acf_changed":false,"_lmt_disableupdate":"","_lmt_disable":"","_monsterinsights_skip_tracking":false,"_monsterinsights_sitenote_active":false,"_monsterinsights_sitenote_note":"","_monsterinsights_sitenote_category":0,"_uf_show_specific_survey":0,"_uf_disable_surveys":false,"footnotes":""},"categories":[5,1],"tags":[38,35,36,163,297,59,292,37],"class_list":["post-5349","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","has-post-thumbnail","hentry","category-pflegedienst","category-posts","tag-als","tag-amyotrophelateralsklerose","tag-amyotrophiclateralsclerosis","tag-dasistals","tag-freepremium","tag-pflegefehler","tag-premiumbeitrag","tag-seltenekrankheiten"],"acf":[],"modified_by":"Ruppelt Patrick","wps_subtitle":"","_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/paddys.de\/en\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/5349","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/paddys.de\/en\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/paddys.de\/en\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/paddys.de\/en\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/paddys.de\/en\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=5349"}],"version-history":[{"count":8,"href":"https:\/\/paddys.de\/en\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/5349\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":7497,"href":"https:\/\/paddys.de\/en\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/5349\/revisions\/7497"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/paddys.de\/en\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media\/7496"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/paddys.de\/en\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=5349"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/paddys.de\/en\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=5349"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/paddys.de\/en\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=5349"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}