{"id":5443,"date":"2023-04-14T13:38:00","date_gmt":"2023-04-14T11:38:00","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/paddys.de\/?p=5443"},"modified":"2023-06-09T14:02:21","modified_gmt":"2023-06-09T12:02:21","slug":"drei-zwei-eins","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/paddys.de\/en\/drei-zwei-eins\/","title":{"rendered":"Three. Two. One."},"content":{"rendered":"<span class=\"span-reading-time rt-reading-time\" style=\"display: block;\"><span class=\"rt-label rt-prefix\">Reading time<\/span> <span class=\"rt-time\"> 2<\/span> <span class=\"rt-label rt-postfix\">Minutes<\/span><\/span>\n<p>Dear Diary,<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>It's not your fault and you probably care about as much as when a sack of rice falls over in China. Or even less. The way a Bayern game captivates me, maybe? I'm just not interested in football. It doesn't matter, we'll have to go through it together.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>What is it? Am I somehow magically attracted to it? You'd think I had \"What's mine is yours\" written on my forehead. Of course, I told everyone, sure, you can make yourself a coffee. Coffee is important. I also have no problem with a Coke, a juice or a Red Bull. I want everyone who works for me to feel comfortable here. And already we have a sticking point. Working for me somehow implies that I don't have to wait half an hour or more to be stocked. And I never said something like \"Sure, have that \u20ac200 bottle of Scotch with ice and Coke to go with your shift. <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Coke, good keyword. Unfortunately, it doesn't stop with my drinks. Since I was allowed to pay so much money to my nursing service, I haven't ordered a Coke anymore. I haven't ordered anything else either, because I've asked them so many times to let me know when I'm running low. But even that didn't work. Then when my girlfriend, family and friends came to visit, there was notoriously nothing left to drink that was fun. So what reason would I have to stress myself out about?<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>And so it is now my guests bring their own drinks. My sister was recently visiting from Spain. Had to take care of her own drinks. At Easter, my parents were here. I think they even brought their own tea bags and beer. And friends of mine have started to separate and label the food they bring, as you can see on the cover picture.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>What can I say? Even that wasn't enough to stop isolated caregivers from helping themselves.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Just too crass, isn't it?<\/p>\n\n\n\n<div style=\"height:40px\" aria-hidden=\"true\" class=\"wp-block-spacer\"><\/div>\n\n\n\n<div class=\"wp-block-columns is-layout-flex wp-container-core-columns-is-layout-9d6595d7 wp-block-columns-is-layout-flex\">\n<div class=\"wp-block-column is-layout-flow wp-block-column-is-layout-flow\" style=\"flex-basis:66.66%\">\n<figure class=\"wp-block-image size-large\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" width=\"1024\" height=\"652\" src=\"https:\/\/paddys.de\/wp-content\/uploads\/2023\/04\/Titelbild-Finger-weg-vom-Kuehlschraenke-1024x652.png\" alt=\"\" class=\"wp-image-5444\" srcset=\"https:\/\/paddys.de\/wp-content\/uploads\/2023\/04\/Titelbild-Finger-weg-vom-Kuehlschraenke-1024x652.png 1024w, https:\/\/paddys.de\/wp-content\/uploads\/2023\/04\/Titelbild-Finger-weg-vom-Kuehlschraenke-300x191.png 300w, https:\/\/paddys.de\/wp-content\/uploads\/2023\/04\/Titelbild-Finger-weg-vom-Kuehlschraenke-768x489.png 768w, https:\/\/paddys.de\/wp-content\/uploads\/2023\/04\/Titelbild-Finger-weg-vom-Kuehlschraenke-1536x978.png 1536w, https:\/\/paddys.de\/wp-content\/uploads\/2023\/04\/Titelbild-Finger-weg-vom-Kuehlschraenke-1180x752.png 1180w, https:\/\/paddys.de\/wp-content\/uploads\/2023\/04\/Titelbild-Finger-weg-vom-Kuehlschraenke.png 1980w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 1024px) 100vw, 1024px\" \/><\/figure>\n<\/div>\n\n\n\n<div class=\"wp-block-column is-layout-flow wp-block-column-is-layout-flow\" style=\"flex-basis:33.33%\"><\/div>\n<\/div>","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Liebes Tagebuch, du kannst nichts daf\u00fcr und es interessiert dich wahrscheinlich ungef\u00e4hr so sehr, wie wenn in China ein Sack Reis umf\u00e4llt. Oder noch weniger. So, wie mich ein Spiel der Bayern fesselt, vielleicht? ich interessiere mich halt einfach nicht f\u00fcr Fu\u00dfball. Macht nichts, da m\u00fcssen wir jetzt gemeinsam durch. Was ist das nur? Ziehe ich das irgendwie magisch an? Man k\u00f6nnte meinen, auf meiner Stirn steht geschrieben &#8222;Was mein ist, ist dein.&#8220;. Nat\u00fcrlich habe ich jedem gesagt, freilich darfst du dir einen Kaffee machen. Kaffee ist wichtig. Auch bei einer Coke, einem Saft oder einem Red Bull habe ich&#8230;<\/p>","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":7469,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_acf_changed":false,"_lmt_disableupdate":"","_lmt_disable":"","_monsterinsights_skip_tracking":false,"_monsterinsights_sitenote_active":false,"_monsterinsights_sitenote_note":"","_monsterinsights_sitenote_category":0,"_uf_show_specific_survey":0,"_uf_disable_surveys":false,"footnotes":""},"categories":[5],"tags":[38,35,36,37],"class_list":["post-5443","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","has-post-thumbnail","hentry","category-pflegedienst","tag-als","tag-amyotrophelateralsklerose","tag-amyotrophiclateralsclerosis","tag-seltenekrankheiten"],"acf":[],"modified_by":"Ruppelt Patrick","wps_subtitle":"","_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/paddys.de\/en\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/5443","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/paddys.de\/en\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/paddys.de\/en\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/paddys.de\/en\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/paddys.de\/en\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=5443"}],"version-history":[{"count":10,"href":"https:\/\/paddys.de\/en\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/5443\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":7471,"href":"https:\/\/paddys.de\/en\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/5443\/revisions\/7471"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/paddys.de\/en\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media\/7469"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/paddys.de\/en\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=5443"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/paddys.de\/en\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=5443"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/paddys.de\/en\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=5443"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}