{"id":8259,"date":"2023-07-31T00:02:00","date_gmt":"2023-07-30T22:02:00","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/paddys.de\/?p=8259"},"modified":"2023-07-31T10:56:41","modified_gmt":"2023-07-31T08:56:41","slug":"hit-liste-woche-30","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/paddys.de\/en\/hit-liste-woche-30\/","title":{"rendered":"Hit List (Week 30)"},"content":{"rendered":"<span class=\"span-reading-time rt-reading-time\" style=\"display: block;\"><span class=\"rt-label rt-prefix\">Reading time<\/span> <span class=\"rt-time\"> 6<\/span> <span class=\"rt-label rt-postfix\">Minutes<\/span><\/span>\n<p><strong>Actually you should be beaten for that<\/strong><\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"has-text-align-right has-small-font-size\">Previous issues<br><a href=\"https:\/\/paddys.de\/en\/hit-liste-woche-29\/\" title=\"Hit List (Week 29)\">Week 29: Mr All Right<\/a><br><a href=\"https:\/\/paddys.de\/en\/hit-liste-woche-28\/\" title=\"Hit List (Week 28)\">Week 28: Sustainability<\/a><br><a href=\"https:\/\/paddys.de\/en\/hit-liste-woche-27\/\" title=\"Hit List (Week 27)\">Week 27: Why antibiotics<\/a><br><a href=\"https:\/\/paddys.de\/en\/hit-liste-woche-26\/\" title=\"Hit List (Week 26)\">Week 26: Ingrown nail<\/a><br><a href=\"https:\/\/paddys.de\/en\/hit-liste-woche-25\/\" title=\"Hit List (Week 25)\">Week 25: Mask Drama<\/a><br><a href=\"https:\/\/paddys.de\/en\/hit-liste-woche-24\/\" title=\"Hit List (Week 24)\">Week 24: Nurses' diagnosis<\/a><br><a href=\"https:\/\/paddys.de\/en\/hit-liste-woche-23\/\" title=\"Hit List (Week 23)\">Week 23: Care Officers<\/a><br><a href=\"https:\/\/paddys.de\/en\/hit-liste-woche-20\/\" title=\"Hit List (Week 20)\">Week 20: MDK assessor<\/a><br><a href=\"https:\/\/paddys.de\/en\/hit-liste-woche-19\/\" title=\"Hit List (Week 19)\">Week 19: Care service<\/a><\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>It has never been as easy for me to choose the current weekly winner as it is today. After the last four articles, it should be clear to you that there's only one possible winner: \u201eThe new girl\u201c, who was let go by me before she even really started working here. Which is not to say that I didn't give her the chance. She had more than enough day and night shifts with me. Okay, we quickly cancelled the night shift. For, well, reasons. Nevertheless, she had around five shifts with me and the offer of two induction sessions. Unfortunately, she's too lazy for anything that could even remotely have anything to do with work. That pretty much sums up the lasting impression she left on (almost) all her colleagues.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Only, on which seat does she deserve the honour?<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Let's briefly recap what happened. There is a history to this that I didn't mention in the last story. It was a few weeks ago. As I said, it's not that I denied her the chance.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<ul class=\"wp-block-list\">\n<li>On her first shift, she fell asleep and didn't hear the alarm. When she finally woke up, I had already informed my emergency contacts as well as team management and management that I needed help. Because my nurse fell asleep shortly after starting her shift.<\/li>\n\n\n\n<li>She starts 100% of services by explaining that she cannot work today.<\/li>\n\n\n\n<li>She shortened the planned training day from the usual eight hours, which were far too short anyway, to only two hours. She knew everything anyway.<\/li>\n\n\n\n<li>She doesn't know shit and can do even less. Suction, cough, ventilation, mask change, all failed.<\/li>\n\n\n\n<li>During the induction, she was too lazy to try things out herself. After just 90 minutes, which included numerous smoking breaks - even though the familiarising carer was a smoker himself - she dropped out because she still had private matters to attend to.<\/li>\n\n\n\n<li>She refused to be retrained by the head of the nursing department and went smoking.<\/li>\n\n\n\n<li>She spent by far the majority of her time on my balcony with coffee, cigarettes and private phone calls. In terms of noise pollution, she showed no consideration for my neighbours or me. <\/li>\n\n\n\n<li>She could not do anything on her own. She wouldn't even give me the medication unless I reminded her and explained what it was.<\/li>\n\n\n\n<li>But how should she have known? During the induction she clearly showed that she has no desire to listen at all. She is too lazy to read her own documentary. And she won't look at mine with her ass.<\/li>\n\n\n\n<li>She covers up mistakes by telling new tall tales to everyone in the room. <\/li>\n\n\n\n<li>And this is probably one of the things that is unacceptable for me: she doesn't respect my wishes and teaches me why my wishes are wrong. Someone like that has no place in care.<\/li>\n<\/ul>\n\n\n\n<p>So much for that. And the promised brevity. So let's keep the summary short. Place <\/p>\n\n\n\n<div style=\"height:35px\" aria-hidden=\"true\" class=\"wp-block-spacer\"><\/div>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"has-text-align-center has-x-large-font-size\">\ud83e\udda5<\/p>\n\n\n\n<div style=\"height:40px\" aria-hidden=\"true\" class=\"wp-block-spacer\"><\/div>\n\n\n\n<ol class=\"wp-block-list\">\n<li>Cover me up, strip me completely naked and \u201eclean\u201c me in bed with surface disinfectant, then soap me from head to toe. And let me freeze for two hours until the washing is ready. More on this? You can find it here: <a href=\"https:\/\/paddys.de\/en\/grundpflege\/\" title=\"Basic care\">Basic care<\/a><br><br><br><\/li>\n\n\n\n<li>Now I have certainty. My beloved sister is visiting. And takes photos of my mask, every time one of my carers claims that the band at the back is already behind my ears - it doesn't go any higher. I was mistaken, I have a perceptual disorder, I'm just imagining it. The photos, however, prove the opposite.<br><br><br><\/li>\n\n\n\n<li><strong>\u201eThe new girl\u201c who knew everything better but couldn't do any of it. Who started every shift by explaining why she couldn't work today either. Instead, she preferred to spend her time drinking coffee, smoking cigarettes and making private phone calls on my balcony. Just like she did during her first induction. She refused to do the second one at all, just like the documentation and care instructions. To read <a href=\"https:\/\/paddys.de\/en\/unverschaemtheit\/\" title=\"Impudence\">here<\/a>. And <a href=\"https:\/\/paddys.de\/en\/faulheit\/\" title=\"Laziness\">here<\/a>. <a href=\"https:\/\/paddys.de\/en\/der-test\/\" title=\"The test\">Here <\/a>also.<\/strong><br><br><\/li>\n\n\n\n<li>That could have backfired badly. We were lucky in our misfortune. Does someone have to die for something to - maybe - happen? My doctor is convinced that I should have been fever-free two days earlier. After three days of antibiotics, paracetamol, Ibu 600 and Novalgin, my body temperature has to go down permanently.<br><br>As is so often the case, my doctor was right. Even after one day, the fever went down noticeably and permanently. After two days it is practically gone. But I have to be given the antibiotic. Unfortunately, this information was lost because there was no documentation due to a lack of clear instructions from the management and due to a lack of serious control, everyone did what they thought was sensible. And because there was no handover. Because nurse A is always late and doesn't give a shit. And nurse B therefore plays the offended liver sausage like a toddler. No more talking to A.  As a result, the patient gets twice the amount of antibiotics or, as in this case, none at all. Don't get me wrong, of course mistakes happen in nursing. No one means me any harm. But this must not happen.<br><br>But it happens. For the second time in four weeks, which is why it enters in podium position 3.<br><br>You can find the whole report <a href=\"https:\/\/paddys.de\/en\/seine-2-worte\/\" title=\"His 2nd words\">here<\/a>.<br><br><br><\/li>\n\n\n\n<li>You still remember my <a href=\"https:\/\/paddys.de\/en\/brennt-mir-unterm-nagel\/\" title=\"Burns under my nail.\">Nail fold inflammation<\/a>? It felt like months ago. It was during my sister's last visit to Germany. And she comes to see me - Yippieh!  ? - is coming to visit me again next week. She'll be amazed when she sees this next week. It was almost better after my doctor said, <a href=\"https:\/\/paddys.de\/en\/update-brennt-mir-unter-den-naegeln\/\" title=\"Update: Burning under my nails\">please do not put anything on it<\/a>. Just disinfect and leave it alone. Um, leave alone and trust the doctor, my nurses can't do that. Well, apart from the sort who, even after explicit reforestation, hardly complies with the request to store me properly at night.<br><br>Story to follow. A little teaser. Ploughman A has independently decided to stop disinfecting. Wait a minute? Yes, the same carer has just squeezed out pus. Strange things have been happening since he was forced to work for me by his PDl for days, completely exhausted and not at all receptive. I really - really really - think he has post-COVID. Carer B smeared Lavanid on him without any orders and without asking me. Carer C picked at it. Carer D removed the scab, even though the doctor specifically said we weren't allowed to do that.  Carer E tells me that everything has healed perfectly and that I shouldn't tell my doctor about it. It can't really be that I'm supposedly in pain.<br><br>I inform my nurses and still inform my doctor. He comes by immediately. Inflammation again. Pus. Blood. Some contaminated ointment residue. Swab taken from skin and sent to lab. Thank you. To the whole team.<br><br><br><\/li>\n\n\n\n<li>To serve up one of the most implausible old wives' tales I've ever heard to a surprise visitor who enters the flat with his own key on a Saturday morning. Of course he didn't drink the can of Jackie Coke. Some completely retarded person threw it in the rubbish and now the whole flat smells of it. He took it out of the rubbish to rinse it out. More on this? You can find it here: <a href=\"https:\/\/paddys.de\/en\/der-gefuehllose-kranke\/\">The insensitive sick person.<\/a><br><br><\/li>\n\n\n\n<li>The nurse who knew about the miraculous spontaneous healing of my toe when I hadn't even noticed it. And he informed my doctor, although he had neither looked at the toe nor asked me how I was feeling. Because if he had, he would have known that the pain was getting worse, not better. You can read about it here: <a href=\"https:\/\/paddys.de\/en\/ist-der-zeh-wieder-okay\/\">His 7th words<\/a><br><br><br><\/li>\n\n\n\n<li>Discussion with a nurse about whether it is really nail inflammation, as my doctor claims. She is of a different opinion. If she has her way, I'll have to get a new chiropodist immediately. Mine did a very poor job and didn't even do anything about the ingrown nail. How can she judge this better than my doctor, who has already examined the injury twice with a scalpel and the like? (By the way, you can read <a href=\"https:\/\/paddys.de\/en\/brennt-mir-unterm-nagel\/\" title=\"Burns under my nail.\">here<\/a> and <a href=\"https:\/\/paddys.de\/en\/update-brennt-mir-unter-den-naegeln\/\" title=\"Update: Burning under my nails\">here<\/a>.)  Because she has the problem too. Oh, guys, you're really getting on my nerves.<br><br><br><\/li>\n\n\n\n<li>Statement from three of my carers on what they think about sustainability and conservation. \"I really don't care what happens to the earth after me.<br><br><br><\/li>\n\n\n\n<li>\u201eI need a little whisky from you now.\u201c (he said, ignoring my dimenti and emptying the bottle by the end of the service) More on this? You can find it here: <a href=\"https:\/\/paddys.de\/en\/inventur-ole\/\">Inventory Ol\u00e9<\/a><br><br><br><\/li>\n<\/ol>\n\n\n\n<div style=\"height:40px\" aria-hidden=\"true\" class=\"wp-block-spacer\"><\/div>\n\n\n\n<div style=\"height:40px\" aria-hidden=\"true\" class=\"wp-block-spacer\"><\/div>","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>\"The new one\" who was left by me before she even really started working here. 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