{"id":8565,"date":"2023-08-15T00:02:00","date_gmt":"2023-08-14T22:02:00","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/paddys.de\/?p=8565"},"modified":"2023-08-14T22:28:56","modified_gmt":"2023-08-14T20:28:56","slug":"tape-der-woche","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/paddys.de\/en\/tape-der-woche\/","title":{"rendered":"Tape of the week"},"content":{"rendered":"<span class=\"span-reading-time rt-reading-time\" style=\"display: block;\"><span class=\"rt-label rt-prefix\">Reading time<\/span> <span class=\"rt-time\"> &lt; 1<\/span> <span class=\"rt-label rt-postfix\">Minute<\/span><\/span>\n<p>No, not a previously unreleased sex video of me. I wouldn't even know where to start. Joke. Or maybe not, who knows?<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>We are talking about the adhesive tape. The tape that holds the NIV mask together when all else fails. Literally. If you pull the headgear down to the neck, the mask will leak. You can pull 20 times harder, you won't achieve anything. It hurts like hell and the mask opens all the time. The Velcro fasteners are not designed to withstand what feels like two kilos of tension in the face for eighteen hours. I mean, hello? We're still talking about my eyes, nose and teeth. Not to mention my decubitus ulcer behind my ear (read more <a href=\"https:\/\/paddys.de\/en\/hit-liste-woche-31\/\" title=\"Hit List (Week 31)\">here<\/a>), which of course has not improved one bit.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Nothing new? Have I said that a hundred times? Yes, that's right. But now that my \"problem child\" has gotten a little better, at least temporarily, only sporadically, but still... another caregiver, who has been with me since the beginning, starts with the same shit. Dude! That can't be true. I just don't believe it now.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<figure class=\"wp-block-image size-large\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" width=\"1024\" height=\"576\" src=\"https:\/\/paddys.de\/wp-content\/uploads\/2023\/08\/Klebeband-an-NIV-Maske-1024x576.webp\" alt=\"\" class=\"wp-image-8569\" srcset=\"https:\/\/paddys.de\/wp-content\/uploads\/2023\/08\/Klebeband-an-NIV-Maske-1024x576.webp 1024w, https:\/\/paddys.de\/wp-content\/uploads\/2023\/08\/Klebeband-an-NIV-Maske-300x169.webp 300w, https:\/\/paddys.de\/wp-content\/uploads\/2023\/08\/Klebeband-an-NIV-Maske-768x432.webp 768w, https:\/\/paddys.de\/wp-content\/uploads\/2023\/08\/Klebeband-an-NIV-Maske-1536x864.webp 1536w, https:\/\/paddys.de\/wp-content\/uploads\/2023\/08\/Klebeband-an-NIV-Maske-1180x664.webp 1180w, https:\/\/paddys.de\/wp-content\/uploads\/2023\/08\/Klebeband-an-NIV-Maske.webp 1600w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 1024px) 100vw, 1024px\" \/><\/figure>\n\n\n\n<div style=\"height:40px\" aria-hidden=\"true\" class=\"wp-block-spacer\"><\/div>\n\n\n\n<p>I don't believe it. Only one thing comes to mind. Good old Hape. <\/p>\n\n\n\n<div class=\"wp-block-columns is-layout-flex wp-container-core-columns-is-layout-9d6595d7 wp-block-columns-is-layout-flex\">\n<div class=\"wp-block-column is-layout-flow wp-block-column-is-layout-flow\" style=\"flex-basis:66.66%\">\n<figure class=\"wp-block-embed is-type-video is-provider-youtube wp-block-embed-youtube wp-embed-aspect-16-9 wp-has-aspect-ratio\"><div class=\"wp-block-embed__wrapper\">\n<iframe loading=\"lazy\" title=\"Hape Kerkeling - Cafe Korten\" width=\"1140\" height=\"641\" src=\"https:\/\/www.youtube.com\/embed\/RjrnlzXKBrA?feature=oembed&enablejsapi=1\" frameborder=\"0\" allow=\"accelerometer; autoplay; clipboard-write; encrypted-media; gyroscope; picture-in-picture; web-share\" allowfullscreen><\/iframe>\n<\/div><\/figure>\n<\/div>\n\n\n\n<div class=\"wp-block-column is-layout-flow wp-block-column-is-layout-flow\" style=\"flex-basis:33.33%\"><\/div>\n<\/div>","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>We are still talking about my eyes, nose and teeth. Not to mention my decubitus behind my ear, which of course has not improved one bit.<\/p>","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":8567,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_acf_changed":false,"_lmt_disableupdate":"","_lmt_disable":"","_monsterinsights_skip_tracking":false,"_monsterinsights_sitenote_active":false,"_monsterinsights_sitenote_note":"","_monsterinsights_sitenote_category":0,"_uf_show_specific_survey":0,"_uf_disable_surveys":false,"footnotes":""},"categories":[5],"tags":[38,35,36,225,343,344,167,163,304,164,182,64,63,74,59,226,190,37],"class_list":["post-8565","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","has-post-thumbnail","hentry","category-pflegedienst","tag-als","tag-amyotrophelateralsklerose","tag-amyotrophiclateralsclerosis","tag-antidekubitus","tag-atembeschwerden","tag-atemnot","tag-ausserklinischeintensivpflege","tag-dasistals","tag-explicitcontent","tag-heimbeatmung","tag-itoldyouso","tag-maskenbeatmung","tag-niv","tag-nivmaske","tag-pflegefehler","tag-pflegezuhause","tag-schmerzen","tag-seltenekrankheiten"],"acf":[],"modified_by":"Ruppelt Patrick","wps_subtitle":"","_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/paddys.de\/en\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/8565","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/paddys.de\/en\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/paddys.de\/en\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/paddys.de\/en\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/paddys.de\/en\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=8565"}],"version-history":[{"count":6,"href":"https:\/\/paddys.de\/en\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/8565\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":8695,"href":"https:\/\/paddys.de\/en\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/8565\/revisions\/8695"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/paddys.de\/en\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media\/8567"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/paddys.de\/en\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=8565"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/paddys.de\/en\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=8565"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/paddys.de\/en\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=8565"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}