{"id":8921,"date":"2023-08-29T00:02:00","date_gmt":"2023-08-28T22:02:00","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/paddys.de\/?p=8921"},"modified":"2023-08-28T22:29:31","modified_gmt":"2023-08-28T20:29:31","slug":"haette-haette-kettenfahrrad","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/paddys.de\/en\/haette-haette-kettenfahrrad\/","title":{"rendered":"Coulda, woulda, chain bike"},"content":{"rendered":"<span class=\"span-reading-time rt-reading-time\" style=\"display: block;\"><span class=\"rt-label rt-prefix\">Reading time<\/span> <span class=\"rt-time\"> &lt; 1<\/span> <span class=\"rt-label rt-postfix\">Minute<\/span><\/span>\n<p>Or something like that. Have so much in my head, but can't write. The mask is not my friend today. No reproach to anyone. I just hurt everything from decubitus under my ear, to my neck (because I imagine that's where the headgear is), to my eyes, cheeks, nose, lips and teeth. Also, my eye control focus is constantly \"bouncing\". I literally can't type because I can barely hit the letters. As usual when the mask pulls so hard on my eyes that I can't look straight ahead. So at least that's what I imagine. Just like the machine that alarms without pause. Leakage, hyperventilation, pain-induced gasping. Take your pick.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Too much for me today. I dim the light, close my eyes and try to at least get my breathing under control, despite the sacrilegious pain. With painkillers, I hope I can manage that.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Good night.<\/p>","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Too much for me today. I dim the light, close my eyes and try to at least get a grip on my breathing, despite the sacrilegious pain. <\/p>","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":8923,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_acf_changed":false,"_lmt_disableupdate":"","_lmt_disable":"","_monsterinsights_skip_tracking":false,"_monsterinsights_sitenote_active":false,"_monsterinsights_sitenote_note":"","_monsterinsights_sitenote_category":0,"_uf_show_specific_survey":0,"_uf_disable_surveys":false,"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[38,35,36,167,163,77,461,64,76,75,63,74,59,460],"class_list":["post-8921","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","has-post-thumbnail","hentry","category-posts","tag-als","tag-amyotrophelateralsklerose","tag-amyotrophiclateralsclerosis","tag-ausserklinischeintensivpflege","tag-dasistals","tag-fullfacemask","tag-kanuele","tag-maskenbeatmung","tag-nasenmaske","tag-nasenmundmaske","tag-niv","tag-nivmaske","tag-pflegefehler","tag-tracheostoma"],"acf":[],"modified_by":"Ruppelt Patrick","wps_subtitle":"","_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/paddys.de\/en\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/8921","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/paddys.de\/en\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/paddys.de\/en\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/paddys.de\/en\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/paddys.de\/en\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=8921"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/paddys.de\/en\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/8921\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":8922,"href":"https:\/\/paddys.de\/en\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/8921\/revisions\/8922"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/paddys.de\/en\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media\/8923"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/paddys.de\/en\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=8921"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/paddys.de\/en\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=8921"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/paddys.de\/en\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=8921"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}