{"id":4051,"date":"2022-07-27T15:34:00","date_gmt":"2022-07-27T13:34:00","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/paddys.de\/?p=4051"},"modified":"2023-06-17T21:10:53","modified_gmt":"2023-06-17T19:10:53","slug":"nachtragshaushalt-zigarette-no-1","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/paddys.de\/es\/nachtragshaushalt-zigarette-no-1\/","title":{"rendered":"Presupuesto suplementario Cigarrillo n\u00ba 1"},"content":{"rendered":"<span class=\"span-reading-time rt-reading-time\" style=\"display: block;\"><span class=\"rt-label rt-prefix\">Tiempo de lectura<\/span> <span class=\"rt-time\"> &lt; 1<\/span> <span class=\"rt-label rt-postfix\">Minuto<\/span><\/span>\n<p>Presupuesto complementario al de ayer: todo tipo de variedades y sabores diferentes de tabaco de e-cigarrillos metidos en c\u00e1psulas vac\u00edas del Kiffomat 3.000 (m\u00e1s conocido por las compa\u00f1\u00edas de seguros m\u00e9dicos como Vapormed Volcano MEDIC 2 y, si me preguntas a m\u00ed, es un H\u00edbrido Volcano de Storz &amp; Bickl) en minuciosos y cari\u00f1osos y, al mismo tiempo, filigranosos manoseos manuales. <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Muchas gracias a Geli y Erik. De este modo, el paciente sin m\u00fasculos respiratorios puede seguir disfrutando de los placeres de fumar cigarrillos. <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Para empezar, se recomienda poner los filtros en el tubo. Porque... s\u00ed... s\u00ed, porque el shock nicot\u00ednico y todo eso, igual que el primer cigarrillo en el estado sobrio de tu vida.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<div style=\"height:40px\" aria-hidden=\"true\" class=\"wp-block-spacer\"><\/div>\n\n\n\n<figure class=\"wp-block-image size-large\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" width=\"1024\" height=\"768\" src=\"https:\/\/paddys.de\/wp-content\/uploads\/2022\/09\/patrick-beim-rauchen-1024x768.jpg\" alt=\"Geli &amp; Sarah... im Bett mit Paddy\" class=\"wp-image-4052\" srcset=\"https:\/\/paddys.de\/wp-content\/uploads\/2022\/09\/patrick-beim-rauchen-1024x768.jpg 1024w, https:\/\/paddys.de\/wp-content\/uploads\/2022\/09\/patrick-beim-rauchen-300x225.jpg 300w, https:\/\/paddys.de\/wp-content\/uploads\/2022\/09\/patrick-beim-rauchen-768x576.jpg 768w, https:\/\/paddys.de\/wp-content\/uploads\/2022\/09\/patrick-beim-rauchen-1536x1152.jpg 1536w, https:\/\/paddys.de\/wp-content\/uploads\/2022\/09\/patrick-beim-rauchen-2048x1536.jpg 2048w, https:\/\/paddys.de\/wp-content\/uploads\/2022\/09\/patrick-beim-rauchen-1180x885.jpg 1180w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 1024px) 100vw, 1024px\" \/><figcaption class=\"wp-element-caption\">Geli y Sarah... en la cama con Paddy<\/figcaption><\/figure>","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Nachtragshaushalt zu gestern: allerhand verschiedenster Sorten und Geschmacksrichtungen Tabak aus E-Zigaretten in m\u00fche- wie liebevoller und zugleich filigranster h\u00e4ndischer Fieselei in leere Kapseln des Kiffomat 3.000 (unter Krankenkassen besser bekannt als Vapormed Volcano MEDIC 2 und wenn ihr mich fragt, ist es halt ein Storz &amp; Bickl Volcano Hybrid) gestopft. Riesendank gilt Geli und Erik. So kann n\u00e4mlich der Patient ohne Atemmuskulatur trotzdem weiterhin in den Hochgenuss des Zigarette Rauchens kommen. F\u00fcr den Anfang empfiehlt es sich, die Filter in den Schlauch zu stecken. Weil\u2026 ja\u2026 ja, weil halt Nikotinschock und so, wie bei der ersten Zigarette im n\u00fcchternen Zustand&#8230;<\/p>","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":7581,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_acf_changed":false,"_lmt_disableupdate":"","_lmt_disable":"","_monsterinsights_skip_tracking":false,"_monsterinsights_sitenote_active":false,"_monsterinsights_sitenote_note":"","_monsterinsights_sitenote_category":0,"_uf_show_specific_survey":0,"_uf_disable_surveys":false,"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[38,35,36,56,45,37],"class_list":["post-4051","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","has-post-thumbnail","hentry","category-posts","tag-als","tag-amyotrophelateralsklerose","tag-amyotrophiclateralsclerosis","tag-kennstduals","tag-lifelessons","tag-seltenekrankheiten"],"acf":[],"modified_by":"Ruppelt Patrick","wps_subtitle":"","_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/paddys.de\/es\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/4051","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/paddys.de\/es\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/paddys.de\/es\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/paddys.de\/es\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/paddys.de\/es\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=4051"}],"version-history":[{"count":3,"href":"https:\/\/paddys.de\/es\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/4051\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":7585,"href":"https:\/\/paddys.de\/es\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/4051\/revisions\/7585"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/paddys.de\/es\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media\/7581"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/paddys.de\/es\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=4051"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/paddys.de\/es\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=4051"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/paddys.de\/es\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=4051"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}