{"id":8565,"date":"2023-08-15T00:02:00","date_gmt":"2023-08-14T22:02:00","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/paddys.de\/?p=8565"},"modified":"2023-08-14T22:28:56","modified_gmt":"2023-08-14T20:28:56","slug":"tape-der-woche","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/paddys.de\/es\/tape-der-woche\/","title":{"rendered":"Cinta de la semana"},"content":{"rendered":"<span class=\"span-reading-time rt-reading-time\" style=\"display: block;\"><span class=\"rt-label rt-prefix\">Tiempo de lectura<\/span> <span class=\"rt-time\"> &lt; 1<\/span> <span class=\"rt-label rt-postfix\">Minuto<\/span><\/span>\n<p>No, no un v\u00eddeo sexual m\u00edo in\u00e9dito. No sabr\u00eda ni por d\u00f3nde empezar. Es broma. O quiz\u00e1 no, \u00bfqui\u00e9n sabe?<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Estamos hablando de la cinta adhesiva. La cinta que mantiene unida la m\u00e1scara de la NVI cuando todo lo dem\u00e1s falla. Literalmente. Si tiras del arn\u00e9s hasta el cuello, la mascarilla tendr\u00e1 fugas. Puedes tirar 20 veces m\u00e1s fuerte, que no conseguir\u00e1s nada. Duele much\u00edsimo y la mascarilla se abre todo el tiempo. Los cierres de velcro no est\u00e1n dise\u00f1ados para soportar lo que parecen dos kilos de tensi\u00f3n en la cara durante dieciocho horas. Es decir, \u00bfhola? Seguimos hablando de mis ojos, mi nariz y mis dientes. Por no hablar de mi \u00falcera por dec\u00fabito detr\u00e1s de la oreja (leer m\u00e1s <a href=\"https:\/\/paddys.de\/es\/hit-liste-woche-31\/\" title=\"Lista de \u00e9xitos (Semana 31)\">aqu\u00ed<\/a>), que por supuesto no ha mejorado ni un \u00e1pice.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>\u00bfNada nuevo? \u00bfLo he dicho cien veces? S\u00ed, as\u00ed es. Pero ahora que mi \"ni\u00f1o problem\u00e1tico\" ha mejorado un poco, al menos temporalmente, s\u00f3lo de forma espor\u00e1dica, pero a\u00fan as\u00ed... otro cuidador, que ha estado conmigo desde el principio, empieza con la misma mierda. \u00a1Colega! Eso no puede ser verdad. Ahora no me lo creo.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<figure class=\"wp-block-image size-large\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" width=\"1024\" height=\"576\" src=\"https:\/\/paddys.de\/wp-content\/uploads\/2023\/08\/Klebeband-an-NIV-Maske-1024x576.webp\" alt=\"\" class=\"wp-image-8569\" srcset=\"https:\/\/paddys.de\/wp-content\/uploads\/2023\/08\/Klebeband-an-NIV-Maske-1024x576.webp 1024w, https:\/\/paddys.de\/wp-content\/uploads\/2023\/08\/Klebeband-an-NIV-Maske-300x169.webp 300w, https:\/\/paddys.de\/wp-content\/uploads\/2023\/08\/Klebeband-an-NIV-Maske-768x432.webp 768w, https:\/\/paddys.de\/wp-content\/uploads\/2023\/08\/Klebeband-an-NIV-Maske-1536x864.webp 1536w, https:\/\/paddys.de\/wp-content\/uploads\/2023\/08\/Klebeband-an-NIV-Maske-1180x664.webp 1180w, https:\/\/paddys.de\/wp-content\/uploads\/2023\/08\/Klebeband-an-NIV-Maske.webp 1600w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 1024px) 100vw, 1024px\" \/><\/figure>\n\n\n\n<div style=\"height:40px\" aria-hidden=\"true\" class=\"wp-block-spacer\"><\/div>\n\n\n\n<p>No me lo creo. S\u00f3lo se me ocurre una cosa. El bueno de Hape. <\/p>\n\n\n\n<div class=\"wp-block-columns is-layout-flex wp-container-core-columns-is-layout-9d6595d7 wp-block-columns-is-layout-flex\">\n<div class=\"wp-block-column is-layout-flow wp-block-column-is-layout-flow\" style=\"flex-basis:66.66%\">\n<figure class=\"wp-block-embed is-type-video is-provider-youtube wp-block-embed-youtube wp-embed-aspect-16-9 wp-has-aspect-ratio\"><div class=\"wp-block-embed__wrapper\">\n<iframe loading=\"lazy\" title=\"Hape Kerkeling - Caf\u00e9 Korten\" width=\"1140\" height=\"641\" src=\"https:\/\/www.youtube.com\/embed\/RjrnlzXKBrA?feature=oembed&enablejsapi=1\" frameborder=\"0\" allow=\"accelerometer; autoplay; clipboard-write; encrypted-media; gyroscope; picture-in-picture; web-share\" allowfullscreen><\/iframe>\n<\/div><\/figure>\n<\/div>\n\n\n\n<div class=\"wp-block-column is-layout-flow wp-block-column-is-layout-flow\" style=\"flex-basis:33.33%\"><\/div>\n<\/div>","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Seguimos hablando de mis ojos, nariz y dientes. Por no hablar de mi dec\u00fabito detr\u00e1s de la oreja, que por supuesto no ha mejorado ni un \u00e1pice.<\/p>","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":8567,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_acf_changed":false,"_lmt_disableupdate":"","_lmt_disable":"","_monsterinsights_skip_tracking":false,"_monsterinsights_sitenote_active":false,"_monsterinsights_sitenote_note":"","_monsterinsights_sitenote_category":0,"_uf_show_specific_survey":0,"_uf_disable_surveys":false,"footnotes":""},"categories":[5],"tags":[38,35,36,225,343,344,167,163,304,164,182,64,63,74,59,226,190,37],"class_list":["post-8565","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","has-post-thumbnail","hentry","category-pflegedienst","tag-als","tag-amyotrophelateralsklerose","tag-amyotrophiclateralsclerosis","tag-antidekubitus","tag-atembeschwerden","tag-atemnot","tag-ausserklinischeintensivpflege","tag-dasistals","tag-explicitcontent","tag-heimbeatmung","tag-itoldyouso","tag-maskenbeatmung","tag-niv","tag-nivmaske","tag-pflegefehler","tag-pflegezuhause","tag-schmerzen","tag-seltenekrankheiten"],"acf":[],"modified_by":"Ruppelt Patrick","wps_subtitle":"","_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/paddys.de\/es\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/8565","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/paddys.de\/es\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/paddys.de\/es\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/paddys.de\/es\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/paddys.de\/es\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=8565"}],"version-history":[{"count":6,"href":"https:\/\/paddys.de\/es\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/8565\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":8695,"href":"https:\/\/paddys.de\/es\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/8565\/revisions\/8695"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/paddys.de\/es\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media\/8567"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/paddys.de\/es\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=8565"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/paddys.de\/es\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=8565"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/paddys.de\/es\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=8565"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}