{"id":3956,"date":"2022-08-02T00:15:00","date_gmt":"2022-08-01T22:15:00","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/paddys.de\/?p=3956"},"modified":"2023-06-20T21:29:50","modified_gmt":"2023-06-20T19:29:50","slug":"bilanz-von-tag-eins","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/paddys.de\/fr\/bilanz-von-tag-eins\/","title":{"rendered":"Bilan du premier jour"},"content":{"rendered":"<span class=\"span-reading-time rt-reading-time\" style=\"display: block;\"><span class=\"rt-label rt-prefix\">Dur\u00e9e de lecture<\/span> <span class=\"rt-time\"> &lt; 1<\/span> <span class=\"rt-label rt-postfix\">minute<\/span><\/span>\n<p>Bilan de la premi\u00e8re journ\u00e9e d'aujourd'hui de mon Auguste de l'horreur :<\/p>\n\n\n\n<ul class=\"wp-block-list\">\n<li>2 nouveaux infirmiers<\/li>\n\n\n\n<li>4 Caf\u00e9 bu<\/li>\n\n\n\n<li>Bu deux eaux glac\u00e9es<\/li>\n\n\n\n<li>Mang\u00e9 3 fois de la nourriture \u00e0 boire<\/li>\n\n\n\n<li>4 jus de mangue glac\u00e9s bus<\/li>\n\n\n\n<li>1 fois un peu de taches (le soir, fatigu\u00e9)<\/li>\n\n\n\n<li>0 fois aval\u00e9 (pas du tout)<\/li>\n\n\n\n<li>4 fois l'humidificateur rempli<\/li>\n\n\n\n<li>1 fois la machine \u00e0 caf\u00e9 nettoy\u00e9e<\/li>\n\n\n\n<li>1 fois le micro-ondes nettoy\u00e9<\/li>\n\n\n\n<li>7 disques d\u00e9ball\u00e9s et \u00e9cout\u00e9s<\/li>\n\n\n\n<li>1 Canon EOS 90 D enfin unboxed<\/li>\n\n\n\n<li>3 fois Cough Assist<\/li>\n\n\n\n<li>2 fois des comprim\u00e9s<\/li>\n<\/ul>\n\n\n\n<p>Et pas une seule fois je n'ai eu \u00e0 le demander. Rien n'est \u00e9ternel, mais le d\u00e9part est correct.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<div style=\"height:40px\" aria-hidden=\"true\" class=\"wp-block-spacer\"><\/div>\n\n\n\n<figure class=\"wp-block-image size-large\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" width=\"1024\" height=\"768\" src=\"https:\/\/paddys.de\/wp-content\/uploads\/2022\/08\/patrick-zieht-bilanz-1024x768.jpg\" alt=\"\" class=\"wp-image-3957\" srcset=\"https:\/\/paddys.de\/wp-content\/uploads\/2022\/08\/patrick-zieht-bilanz-1024x768.jpg 1024w, https:\/\/paddys.de\/wp-content\/uploads\/2022\/08\/patrick-zieht-bilanz-300x225.jpg 300w, https:\/\/paddys.de\/wp-content\/uploads\/2022\/08\/patrick-zieht-bilanz-768x576.jpg 768w, https:\/\/paddys.de\/wp-content\/uploads\/2022\/08\/patrick-zieht-bilanz-1536x1152.jpg 1536w, https:\/\/paddys.de\/wp-content\/uploads\/2022\/08\/patrick-zieht-bilanz-2048x1536.jpg 2048w, https:\/\/paddys.de\/wp-content\/uploads\/2022\/08\/patrick-zieht-bilanz-1180x885.jpg 1180w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 1024px) 100vw, 1024px\" \/><\/figure>","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Bilan de la premi\u00e8re journ\u00e9e d'aujourd'hui de mon Auguste de l'horreur : et pas une seule fois je n'ai eu \u00e0 le demander. Rien n'est \u00e9ternel, mais le d\u00e9part est correct.<\/p>","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":7617,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_acf_changed":false,"_lmt_disableupdate":"","_lmt_disable":"","_monsterinsights_skip_tracking":false,"_monsterinsights_sitenote_active":false,"_monsterinsights_sitenote_note":"","_monsterinsights_sitenote_category":0,"_uf_show_specific_survey":0,"_uf_disable_surveys":false,"footnotes":""},"categories":[5],"tags":[38,35,36,56,37],"class_list":["post-3956","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","has-post-thumbnail","hentry","category-pflegedienst","tag-als","tag-amyotrophelateralsklerose","tag-amyotrophiclateralsclerosis","tag-kennstduals","tag-seltenekrankheiten"],"acf":[],"modified_by":"Ruppelt Patrick","wps_subtitle":"","_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/paddys.de\/fr\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3956","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/paddys.de\/fr\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/paddys.de\/fr\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/paddys.de\/fr\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/paddys.de\/fr\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=3956"}],"version-history":[{"count":3,"href":"https:\/\/paddys.de\/fr\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3956\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":7619,"href":"https:\/\/paddys.de\/fr\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3956\/revisions\/7619"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/paddys.de\/fr\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media\/7617"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/paddys.de\/fr\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=3956"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/paddys.de\/fr\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=3956"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/paddys.de\/fr\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=3956"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}