{"id":8165,"date":"2023-07-26T20:32:01","date_gmt":"2023-07-26T18:32:01","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/paddys.de\/?p=8165"},"modified":"2023-07-26T20:42:56","modified_gmt":"2023-07-26T18:42:56","slug":"bekiffter-koeter","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/paddys.de\/fr\/bekiffter-koeter\/","title":{"rendered":"Chien d\u00e9fonc\u00e9"},"content":{"rendered":"Dur\u00e9e de lecture<\/span> 1<\/span> minute<\/span><\/span>\n

Voil\u00e0 comment \u00e7a peut se passer. Je pensais ce matin que je n'avais rien \u00e0 faire aujourd'hui et que j'arriverais \u00e0 pr\u00e9parer deux ou trois jours et \u00e0 travailler un peu sur je ne sais quoi - je sais, c'est un v\u0153u pieux - et puis je pense juste \u00e0 temps \u00e0 mon soin des pieds et des ongles... et puis, comme d'habitude, les meilleurs amis inner circle me surprennent. En train de fumer, bien s\u00fbr. R\u00e9sultat : ce que je ne peux pas faire aujourd'hui, je le remets \u00e0 demain. Et Fidji a \u00e9t\u00e9 compl\u00e8tement touch\u00e9e. Une fois au milieu du nuage de fum\u00e9e, tous ses plans ont \u00e9t\u00e9 annul\u00e9s. <\/p>\n\n\n\n

<\/span>Quoi ? C'est \u00e0 moi que tu parles ?<\/span><\/h4>\n\n\n\n
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<\/span>Je ferais mieux de faire comme si je n'avais rien entendu <\/span><\/h4>\n\n\n\n
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<\/span>Personne \u00e0 la maison. Je me d\u00e9tends.<\/span><\/h4>\n\n\n\n
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Fidji a \u00e9t\u00e9 frapp\u00e9e de plein fouet. Une fois au milieu du nuage de fum\u00e9e, tous leurs plans se sont \u00e9galement \u00e9vapor\u00e9s. <\/p>","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":8171,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_acf_changed":false,"_lmt_disableupdate":"","_lmt_disable":"","_monsterinsights_skip_tracking":false,"_monsterinsights_sitenote_active":false,"_monsterinsights_sitenote_note":"","_monsterinsights_sitenote_category":0,"_uf_show_specific_survey":0,"_uf_disable_surveys":false,"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-8165","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","has-post-thumbnail","hentry","category-posts"],"acf":[],"modified_by":"Ruppelt Patrick","wps_subtitle":"","_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/paddys.de\/fr\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/8165","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/paddys.de\/fr\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/paddys.de\/fr\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/paddys.de\/fr\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/paddys.de\/fr\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=8165"}],"version-history":[{"count":4,"href":"https:\/\/paddys.de\/fr\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/8165\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":8173,"href":"https:\/\/paddys.de\/fr\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/8165\/revisions\/8173"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/paddys.de\/fr\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media\/8171"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/paddys.de\/fr\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=8165"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/paddys.de\/fr\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=8165"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/paddys.de\/fr\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=8165"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}