{"id":8565,"date":"2023-08-15T00:02:00","date_gmt":"2023-08-14T22:02:00","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/paddys.de\/?p=8565"},"modified":"2023-08-14T22:28:56","modified_gmt":"2023-08-14T20:28:56","slug":"tape-der-woche","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/paddys.de\/fr\/tape-der-woche\/","title":{"rendered":"Tape de la semaine"},"content":{"rendered":"<span class=\"span-reading-time rt-reading-time\" style=\"display: block;\"><span class=\"rt-label rt-prefix\">Dur\u00e9e de lecture<\/span> <span class=\"rt-time\"> &lt; 1<\/span> <span class=\"rt-label rt-postfix\">minute<\/span><\/span>\n<p>Non, pas de vid\u00e9o de sexe in\u00e9dite de moi. Je ne saurais pas par o\u00f9 commencer. Je plaisante. Ou peut-\u00eatre pas, qui sait ?<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Il s'agit du ruban adh\u00e9sif. Le ruban adh\u00e9sif qui maintient le masque VNI en place lorsque toutes les autres cordes se brisent. A prendre au pied de la lettre. Si tu tires le bandeau vers le bas jusqu'\u00e0 la nuque, le masque fuit. Tu peux tirer 20 fois plus fort, tu n'obtiendras rien. Cela fait tr\u00e8s mal et le masque s'ouvre sans arr\u00eat. Les fermetures velcro ne sont pas con\u00e7ues pour r\u00e9sister \u00e0 une traction de deux kilos sur le visage pendant dix-huit heures. Enfin, all\u00f4 ? On parle encore de mes yeux, de mon nez et de mes dents. Sans oublier mon d\u00e9cubitus derri\u00e8re l'oreille (lire <a href=\"https:\/\/paddys.de\/fr\/hit-liste-woche-31\/\" title=\"Liste des hits (semaine 31)\">ici<\/a>), qui ne s'est bien s\u00fbr pas am\u00e9lior\u00e9e d'un iota.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Rien de nouveau ? Je l'ai d\u00e9j\u00e0 dit des centaines de fois ? Oui, c'est vrai. Mais maintenant que les choses se sont un peu am\u00e9lior\u00e9es avec mon \"enfant \u00e0 probl\u00e8mes\", au moins de temps en temps, de fa\u00e7on tr\u00e8s ponctuelle mais quand m\u00eame... un autre soignant, qui est l\u00e0 depuis le d\u00e9but, commence \u00e0 dire la m\u00eame merde. Mec ! C'est vraiment pas possible. Je n'arrive pas \u00e0 y croire.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<figure class=\"wp-block-image size-large\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" width=\"1024\" height=\"576\" src=\"https:\/\/paddys.de\/wp-content\/uploads\/2023\/08\/Klebeband-an-NIV-Maske-1024x576.webp\" alt=\"\" class=\"wp-image-8569\" srcset=\"https:\/\/paddys.de\/wp-content\/uploads\/2023\/08\/Klebeband-an-NIV-Maske-1024x576.webp 1024w, https:\/\/paddys.de\/wp-content\/uploads\/2023\/08\/Klebeband-an-NIV-Maske-300x169.webp 300w, https:\/\/paddys.de\/wp-content\/uploads\/2023\/08\/Klebeband-an-NIV-Maske-768x432.webp 768w, https:\/\/paddys.de\/wp-content\/uploads\/2023\/08\/Klebeband-an-NIV-Maske-1536x864.webp 1536w, https:\/\/paddys.de\/wp-content\/uploads\/2023\/08\/Klebeband-an-NIV-Maske-1180x664.webp 1180w, https:\/\/paddys.de\/wp-content\/uploads\/2023\/08\/Klebeband-an-NIV-Maske.webp 1600w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 1024px) 100vw, 1024px\" \/><\/figure>\n\n\n\n<div style=\"height:40px\" aria-hidden=\"true\" class=\"wp-block-spacer\"><\/div>\n\n\n\n<p>Je ne le crois pas. Une seule chose me vient \u00e0 l'esprit. Ce bon vieux Hape. <\/p>\n\n\n\n<div class=\"wp-block-columns is-layout-flex wp-container-core-columns-is-layout-9d6595d7 wp-block-columns-is-layout-flex\">\n<div class=\"wp-block-column is-layout-flow wp-block-column-is-layout-flow\" style=\"flex-basis:66.66%\">\n<figure class=\"wp-block-embed is-type-video is-provider-youtube wp-block-embed-youtube wp-embed-aspect-16-9 wp-has-aspect-ratio\"><div class=\"wp-block-embed__wrapper\">\n<iframe loading=\"lazy\" title=\"Hape Kerkeling - Caf\u00e9 Korten\" width=\"1140\" height=\"641\" src=\"https:\/\/www.youtube.com\/embed\/RjrnlzXKBrA?feature=oembed&enablejsapi=1\" frameborder=\"0\" allow=\"accelerometer; autoplay; clipboard-write; encrypted-media; gyroscope; picture-in-picture; web-share\" allowfullscreen><\/iframe>\n<\/div><\/figure>\n<\/div>\n\n\n\n<div class=\"wp-block-column is-layout-flow wp-block-column-is-layout-flow\" style=\"flex-basis:33.33%\"><\/div>\n<\/div>","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Nous parlons toujours de mes yeux, de mon nez et de mes dents. Sans oublier mon escarre derri\u00e8re l'oreille qui, bien s\u00fbr, ne s'est pas am\u00e9lior\u00e9e d'un iota.<\/p>","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":8567,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_acf_changed":false,"_lmt_disableupdate":"","_lmt_disable":"","_monsterinsights_skip_tracking":false,"_monsterinsights_sitenote_active":false,"_monsterinsights_sitenote_note":"","_monsterinsights_sitenote_category":0,"_uf_show_specific_survey":0,"_uf_disable_surveys":false,"footnotes":""},"categories":[5],"tags":[38,35,36,225,343,344,167,163,304,164,182,64,63,74,59,226,190,37],"class_list":["post-8565","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","has-post-thumbnail","hentry","category-pflegedienst","tag-als","tag-amyotrophelateralsklerose","tag-amyotrophiclateralsclerosis","tag-antidekubitus","tag-atembeschwerden","tag-atemnot","tag-ausserklinischeintensivpflege","tag-dasistals","tag-explicitcontent","tag-heimbeatmung","tag-itoldyouso","tag-maskenbeatmung","tag-niv","tag-nivmaske","tag-pflegefehler","tag-pflegezuhause","tag-schmerzen","tag-seltenekrankheiten"],"acf":[],"modified_by":"Ruppelt Patrick","wps_subtitle":"","_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/paddys.de\/fr\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/8565","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/paddys.de\/fr\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/paddys.de\/fr\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/paddys.de\/fr\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/paddys.de\/fr\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=8565"}],"version-history":[{"count":6,"href":"https:\/\/paddys.de\/fr\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/8565\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":8695,"href":"https:\/\/paddys.de\/fr\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/8565\/revisions\/8695"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/paddys.de\/fr\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media\/8567"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/paddys.de\/fr\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=8565"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/paddys.de\/fr\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=8565"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/paddys.de\/fr\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=8565"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}