Ruppelt Patrick

I was about to call the 24-hour pipe-cleaning emergency service. Emergency pipe-cleaning service, what a word. Something like that only exists in the German language.

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Ingrown

I don't need to see the mirror image on my computer of three people chipping away at my neck and stuffing one bloody swab after another on it.

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Smash Smash Balloon

You have to wade through intimidation, threats, self-promotion, click on the wrong "Next" button because it is sometimes on the left, sometimes on the right and changes colour.

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