Ruppelt Patrick

The Long Night-Day-Day-Night

Page views: 1,299 What a weekend. It took me a few days to get back among the living. But it wasn't a huge party at all, from that point of view. There weren't even ten of us. At least not at the same time. That much is certain. But the celebrations went on all the longer. From Friday evening to Monday morning, if you like....

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Assembling the nose mask

Pageviews: 948 Yes, you are reading correctly. Another copy & paste mask tutorial. An employee of my nursing service could possibly have avoided a warning if he had taken a look at the mask before he tried to put it on again and again and again the wrong way round. What is logical for the average person is not for a trained intensive care nurse with expert training...

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Disassembling the nose mask

Page views: 947 Once again you ask yourself, is this necessary? Yet another copy & paste from a user manual? Seriously? Yes, I'm completely serious. I kicked the last carer who tried to put a mask on me the wrong way round in agony out of my team. And he received a warning from his employer. There were still...

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Cold coffee poop

Page views: 927 An agonising hour of pointless attempts to explain how to put the mask on correctly... and therefore a cold coffee with disgusting-tasting medication later. 30-day countdown for „Patrick has a PEG inserted“ set to zero yesterday. If the carer had read my instructions instead of making me explain the same shit every time I sat down like some infatuated teenager... he would have...

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For my birthday I wish...

Page views: 984 Well, that's an idea. Before anyone asks me what you can give me as a present... And to make sure the whole thing has a certain appeal, I promise to fill the donation pot at the end. So go on, donate diligently or do you want to make me poor? It's also for a good cause. Link to my fundraising campaign: https://www.facebook.com/donate/774410683618091/

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