Ruppelt Patrick

The Long Night-Day-Day-Night

Seitenaufrufe: 1,291 Was ein Wochenende. Da habe ich glatt ein paar Tage gebraucht, um wieder unter die lebenden zu kommen. Dabei war das doch überhaupt keine riesige Party, so gesehen. Nicht einmal zehn Personen waren wir. Also zumindest nicht zeitgleich. So viel steht fest. Dafür gingen die Feierlichkeiten umso länger. Von Freitagabend bis Montag früh, wenn man so will....

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Assembling the nose mask

Page views: 927 Yes, you are reading correctly. Another copy & paste mask tutorial. An employee of my nursing service could possibly have avoided a warning if he had taken a look at the mask before he tried to put it on again and again and again the wrong way round. What is logical for the average person is not for a trained intensive care nurse with expert training...

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Disassembling the nose mask

Page views: 940 Once again you ask yourself, is this necessary? Yet another copy & paste from a user manual? Seriously? Yes, I'm completely serious. I kicked the last carer who tried to put a mask on me the wrong way round in agony out of my team. And he received a warning from his employer. There were still...

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Cold coffee poop

Page views: 907 An agonising hour of pointless attempts to explain how to put the mask on correctly... and therefore a cold coffee with disgusting-tasting medication later. 30-day countdown for „Patrick has a PEG inserted“ set to zero yesterday. If the carer had read my instructions instead of making me explain the same shit every time I sat down like some infatuated teenager... he would have...

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For my birthday I wish...

Page views: 964 Well, that's an idea. Before anyone asks me what you can give me as a present... And to make sure the whole thing has a certain appeal, I promise to fill the donation pot at the end. So go on, donate diligently or do you want to make me poor? It's also for a good cause. Link to my fundraising campaign: https://www.facebook.com/donate/774410683618091/

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Of course you visit me

Page views: 1,309 This question is very popular. Can I visit you or are you uncomfortable? In itself, the question is understandable. But hey, I don't necessarily look like that, but I'm still the same complete idiot I used to be. Nothing has changed about the fact that I like company and can get anyone into bed. And let's see...

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