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Local anaesthetic? My ass.

Pageviews: 873 Good morning dear diary, the world has once again decided to fuck me. Unfucking unbelievable. As if all the crap from pressure sores to shortness of breath to €7,000 claims against me from my own care service weren't enough, let's go one better. Let's not only bleed Patrick's bank account, but also his gums. As announced, I will inform a...

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For heaven's sake.

Pageviews: 681 This article is part of a series. I thought I had reached the pinnacle of idiocy when I was told I didn't need sterile gloves to insert a urinary catheter. And then, miraculously, I had a germ down there. The theory was that it had come from the hospital and had only just been noticed. Hmm, but on the tail...

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Pink improvements

Page views: 690 This article is part of a series of articles. TK. Tracheal cannula. Not so easy, as I have realised once again on the last few pages. I remember saying something like that. Besides, these have all been topics relating to masks. With the titled question of whether I'm in favour of another invasive change in the direction of cyborg again...

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The €7,000 PEG

Page views: 856 Nothing but stress and anger And there it was, the PEG. Secretly, quietly and silently. Kaboom. To be honest, it was planned a little differently, my reporting. I hadn't intended to wait over three months to do it. But it wasn't planned that I would have a lot of problems for the first eight weeks due to the...

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