Patrick Ruppelt

True story. After the incidents at the beginning of the year, my shopping behaviour has changed drastically. Whereas I used to buy...

Part 3 of 3 Shitting has to be learnt. New day, new luck. Have you digested my post from yesterday? Well, I...

Part 2 of 3 Problems that mean the world. Can. But they definitely do when they do. With...

(Part 1 of 3 Nothing in our lives can be taken for granted. Not even the ability to take a shit. Nice shit....

Supposedly a boring topic. But, as is so often the case in life, it depends on your perspective. Are manicures billed differently?

So far, my pedicure has been taken care of by a nursing service, friends and family. After the latest "incident" following the removal of supposedly...

Every now and then a little change is really good. My legs relax very well with this positioning method. Code word: legs...

Dear Diary, As much as the thought of changing carers is on my mind, can I even seriously consider it?

Dear diary, why can't I think of anything more positive to write about? You could almost...

Actually, you should be slapped for that Baby Hit-list me one more time. A slap left and right, that would be the...