Patrick Ruppelt

Pretending that all is right with the world. And celebrate the biggest pseudo-religious, commercialised festival of joy the world has ever...

I would just like to be able to go home three days later with Tavor and Dipi...

My liver looks like something out of a textbook. No trace of the excessive consumption of everything I put in my...

I was about to call the 24-hour pipe-cleaning emergency service. Emergency pipe-cleaning service, what a word. Something like that only exists in the German...

I don't need to see the mirror image on my computer of three people chopping away at my neck and making a bloody...

I think, therefore I am. But you make mistakes when you think. To err is human.

I could vomit when I hear all the idiots at the climate conference. So much concentrated stupidity and...

You have to wade through intimidation, threats, self-promotion, click on the wrong "Next" button because it's sometimes on the left, sometimes on the right...

This page is optimised for display on my Samsung The Sero POS display in portrait mode (upright).

ALS patients do not suffer. But if they want to be beautiful, the carer suffers. Surreptitious advertising. A ge, sue me. There are...