Morning pint Vodka Bull
Page views: 627 Dearest diary, you won't believe it. My carer was already packing my bag. Hospital. Because of bleeding gums?
Local anaesthetic? My ass.
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F**k you, Tobii. You donkey.
Pageviews: 667 Dear diary, it is not granted to me. Somehow the universe seems to have something against the...
Medium Rare is for wimps.
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Count Patricula
Pageviews: 700 Dear diary, my day today starts just as shitty as yesterday ended. Just like I used to...
For heaven's sake.
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Winter Whites and How to Make them Luxe
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A Complete Guide to Boosting Your Travel Skill
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Alarm! Exclamation mark.
Pageviews: 619 This article is part of a series of articles. In addition to all this wishful thinking about what a cannula could do better, there's...
Crooked and crooked.
Seitenaufrufe: 649 Dieser Artikel ist Teil einer Beitragsreihe. Zwei Argumente, die für eine Trachealkanüle sprechen könnten, habe ich noch....