Diary

Nobody at the AOK checked anything. I submitted the application on Wednesday afternoon at four, presumably...

And explained. And explains and explains. Lets me, quite unexpectedly, set a new personal best time for holding my breath. Proud...

My carer on night duty tonight is busy with me non-stop while my visitors are celebrating. I'm in the middle of it all and yet...

Preparations completed. 11:47 am. 2x Tavor 1000 i. V and Piritramid i. V. are in. Ventilation is running on battery power...

I would just like to be able to go home three days later with Tavor and Dipi...

My liver looks like something out of a textbook. No trace of the excessive consumption of everything I put in my...

I was about to call the 24-hour pipe-cleaning emergency service. Emergency pipe-cleaning service, what a word. Something like that only exists in the German...

I don't need to see the mirror image on my computer of three people chopping away at my neck and making a bloody...

I think, therefore I am. But you make mistakes when you think. To err is human.

You have to wade through intimidation, threats, self-promotion, click on the wrong "Next" button because it's sometimes on the left, sometimes on the right...