When all else fails, I communicate directly through my eyes. It is therefore extremely important that you focus exclusively on me during all activities on and with my body.

Characters I use:

Rapid eye blinking (eyes constantly closing and opening)Put me immediately completely flat on the back with head to the right. No grooming. No vacuuming. Lay down, and do it now.  
Alternately wink left, wink rightWhat exactly do I have the eye control for again? It would be cool if you gave it to me so you don't have to puzzle over what I'm trying to tell you. ?