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Morning pint Vodka Bull

Seitenaufrufe: 664 Liebstes Tagebuch, du glaubst es nicht. Mein Pfleger war schon am Tasche packen. Krankenhaus. Aufgrund von Zahnfleischblutens? Alter! Mittelmäßig begeistert ist er von der Idee, heute noch in die Münchner Innenstadt zu fahren. Hin im Krankenwagen, weil der bestellte Intensivtransport in bisher 0 % der Fälle kam. Stattdessen kommt ein einfacher Krantransport ohne Arzt und die Helfer...

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Local anaesthetic? My ass.

Pageviews: 888 Good morning dear diary, the world has once again decided to fuck me. Unfucking unbelievable. As if all the crap from pressure sores to shortness of breath to €7,000 claims against me from my own care service weren't enough, let's go one better. Let's not only bleed Patrick's bank account, but also his gums. As announced, I will inform a...

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F**k you, Tobii. You donkey.

Page views: 716 Dear diary, I'm not allowed to. Somehow the universe seems to have something against the plagued ALS patient getting a good night's sleep. The night was good. Well, let's say it was okay. Once again, I didn't get to bed until 2.30am. I don't know why that happens to me so often. It runs in the family...

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Medium Rare is for wimps.

Pageviews: 766 Dear diary, I can say with full conviction that I would love to have a totally boring day. One where so little happens that even sleeping and YouTube are too boring for me. Even though I love to sleep. Just to grumble again in bad old fashion: why am I so often criticised for...

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Count Patricula

Pageviews: 728 Dear diary, my day today is starting just as shitty as yesterday ended. Just like I used to like my steak before I turned to the dark side of the force and went vegan. Bloody. I deliberately say vegan living. Not eating a vegan diet. For me, vegan doesn't mean militantly not eating any animal products...

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Alarm! Exclamation mark.

Page views: 646 This article is part of a series of articles. Besides all this wishful thinking about what a cannula could do better, there's another question that needs to be answered. How am I supposed to call for help? At the moment, I simulate a leakage with my jaw and lips and trigger an alarm. That's over as soon as a cannula...

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Crooked and crooked.

Page views: 689 This article is part of a series of articles. I still have two arguments in favour of a tracheostomy tube. So take a quick breath and continue with the text. With very few exceptions, it always comes back to the same question. And it is not, as I thought, what advantages I would have from the cannula. A better question is...

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O'zapft is.

Page views: 712 This article is part of a series of posts. I have given a lot of things serious thought over the last few days. I mean specifically on the subject of tracheostomy tubes. I think about something all the time. If I don't do anything, something burns out. I can do „nothing“ in the sense of consciously listening to music, consciously dozing...

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Pink improvements

Page views: 701 This article is part of a series of articles. TK. Tracheal cannula. Not so easy, as I have realised once again on the last few pages. I remember saying something like that. Besides, these have all been topics relating to masks. With the titled question of whether I'm in favour of another invasive change in the direction of cyborg again...

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