Pageviews: 899 What follows is the much-publicised sexy photo love story of my masks and me. We start with the change from nose mask to nose-mouth mask. Here's what happens: Good preparation is half the battle. Prepare the nose-mouth mask. Open the lower magnetic fasteners on the lower straps. Make sure that the upper straps are correctly inserted into their respective holders and are not...
Pageviews: 786 Changing masks is probably the topic that stresses everyone out the most. That's why I've described every single step in detail and illustrated everything with photos of myself. If you follow these four principles, nothing can go wrong:
Pageviews: 928 Yes, you are reading correctly. Another copy & paste mask tutorial. An employee of my nursing service could possibly have avoided a warning if he had taken a look at the mask before he tried to put it on again and again and again the wrong way round. What is logical for the average person is not for a trained intensive care nurse with expert training...
Page views: 940 Once again you ask yourself, is this necessary? Yet another copy & paste from a user manual? Seriously? Yes, I'm completely serious. I kicked the last carer who tried to put a mask on me the wrong way round in agony out of my team. And he received a warning from his employer. There were still...
Seitenaufrufe: 909 Eine quälende Stunde sinnloser Erklärungsversuche, wie man die Maske korrekt aufsetzt… und einen deshalb kalten Kaffee mit ekelhaft schmeckenden Medis später. 30-Tage-Countdown für „Patrick lässt sich eine PEG legen“ gestern auf Null gesetzt. Hätte der Pfleger meine Anleitung gelesen statt mich bei jedem Hinsetzen denselben Scheiß wieder neu erklären zu lassen wie so ein verliebter Teenager… hätte...
Page views: 966 Well, that's an idea. Before anyone asks me what you can give me as a present... And to make sure the whole thing has a certain appeal, I promise to fill the donation pot at the end. So go on, donate diligently or do you want to make me poor? It's also for a good cause. Link to my fundraising campaign: https://www.facebook.com/donate/774410683618091/
Page views: 1,309 This question is very popular. Can I visit you or are you uncomfortable? In itself, the question is understandable. But hey, I don't necessarily look like that, but I'm still the same complete idiot I used to be. Nothing has changed about the fact that I like company and can get anyone into bed. And let's see...
Page views: 1,186 Prepared article, deliberately not up to date. I could have published this article a few days or weeks ago and deliberately decided against it to rule out any possible conclusions about the carers on duty at the time. I will clarify this with the QM and QB of the nursing service, but certainly not here. But the background is necessary for the story, otherwise...
Pageviews: 1,336 One of my favourite topics. Yes, I smoke pot. And on prescription with free home delivery from my pharmacy. What sounds like every stoner's dream actually has a sound medical background. Before this form of therapy, I was plagued by incessant fasciculations (muscle twitches) all over my body, especially in my extremities, stomach and shoulders. At night they were joined by at least...
