I cleaned our toilet.
Page views: 618 Phew! Dear diary, can I even put you through this? But if not you, then who? For weeks now...
amyotrophelateralsklerose
Beetroot juice Adé.
Page views: 620 Dear diary, am I doing something wrong? So probably yes, it can't be normal. But what am I...
Morning pint Vodka Bull
Page views: 627 Dearest diary, you won't believe it. My carer was already packing my bag. Hospital. Because of bleeding gums?
Local anaesthetic? My ass.
Pageviews: 850 Good morning dear diary, the world has once again decided to fuck me. Unfucking unbelievable. As if the...
F**k you, Tobii. You donkey.
Pageviews: 667 Dear diary, it is not granted to me. Somehow the universe seems to have something against the...
Medium Rare is for wimps.
Pageviews: 722 Dear diary, I can say with full conviction that I would love to have a totally boring day....
Count Patricula
Pageviews: 697 Dear Diary, My day today starts just as shitty as yesterday ended. Just like I used to...
For heaven's sake.
Pageviews: 661 This article is part of a series. I assumed I had reached the pinnacle of idiocy when...
Alarm! Exclamation mark.
Pageviews: 619 This article is part of a series of articles. In addition to all this wishful thinking about what a cannula could do better, there's...
Crooked and crooked.
Page views: 648 This article is part of a series of articles. I still have two arguments in favour of a tracheostomy tube....