Local anaesthetic? My ass.
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amyotrophelateralsklerose
F**k you, Tobii. You donkey.
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Medium Rare is for wimps.
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Count Patricula
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For heaven's sake.
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Alarm! Exclamation mark.
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Crooked and crooked.
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O'zapft is.
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Pink improvements
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It only needs to be stored on the whiskey.
The sad result of such incompetence is always the same. Decubiti, which one can hardly get rid of as a bedridden person.