I cleaned our toilet.
Page views: 622 Phew! Dear diary, can I even put you through this? But if not you, then who? For weeks...
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Beetroot juice Adé.
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Morning pint Vodka Bull
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Local anaesthetic? My ass.
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F**k you, Tobii. You donkey.
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Medium Rare is for wimps.
Page views: 727 Dear diary, I can say this with complete conviction: I would love to have a totally boring day...
For heaven's sake.
Page views: 665 This article is part of a series of posts. I assumed I had reached the height of idiocy when...
Alarm! Exclamation mark.
Pageviews: 619 This article is part of a series of articles. In addition to all this wishful thinking about what a cannula could do better, there's...
Crooked and crooked.
Page views: 650 This article is part of a series of posts. I still have two arguments that could speak in favour of a tracheal cannula....
O'zapft is.
Page views: 680 This article is part of a series of posts. I have been seriously thinking about many things over the last few days...