I cleaned our toilet.
Seitenaufrufe: 632 Puh! Liebes Tagebuch, darf ich dir das überhaupt zumuten? Aber wenn nicht dir, wem dann? Seit Wochen...
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Beetroot juice Adé.
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Morning pint Vodka Bull
Page views: 639 Dearest diary, you won't believe it. My carer was already packing my bag. Hospital. Because of bleeding gums?.
Local anaesthetic? My ass.
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F**k you, Tobii. You donkey.
Pageviews: 678 Dear diary, it is not granted to me. Somehow the universe seems to have something against the...
Medium Rare is for wimps.
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For heaven's sake.
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Alarm! Exclamation mark.
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Crooked and crooked.
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O'zapft is.
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