DasIstALS

His first time.

Page views: 734 Yay! The next excitement. Dear diary, it would be boring if nothing absurd happened. I'm introducing a new category for this: Patrick's panopticon. Panopticon, an awesome word. A rarely used word, but one of my favourites. Maybe even my favourite, or maybe not, but it is. The Brockhaus says: Panopticon [from the Greek optikós „the...

Read More

Team building undesirable.

Seitenaufrufe: 708 Liebes Tagebuch, ein letztes Mal hat es die Geschäftsführung meines Pflegedienstes geschafft, auf ganzer Linie zu enttäuschen. Wieder einmal hat man mich verarscht. Ja, krasse Wortwahl für eine krass beschissene Situation. Ein Drama jagt das nächste. Da hat mir die Geschäftsführung nach dem letzten Eklat so vorgeschwärmt, was sie in Hinblick auf die zu besetzenden Vollzeitstellen planen...

Read More

Positioning of my right ear

Pageviews: 589 Due to the fact that I tend to spend much more time on my right ear than my left, I quickly run the risk of it becoming sore. There are certainly many „recognised“ techniques and aids to prevent this, but the following, totally simple and convenient variant also works for me. All we need for this is...

Read More

Shift, change.

Seitenaufrufe: 812 So. Jetzt wirds kurzweilig. Wie immer nenne ich keine Namen. Aber ich erlaube mir, ganze Textpassagen zu kopieren, weil diese zum Verständnis der Gesamtsituation nötig sind. Man mag mir seitens meines Pflegedienstes vorwerfen, dass diese Informationen nicht für die Öffentlichkeit gedacht sind. Ja, das mag schon sein. Aber dann hätte mir die Pflegedienstleitung nicht in meiner eigenen...

Read More

Stretch and extend fingers

Page views: 699 I know it's annoying. But believe me, even more annoying than constantly stretching out my fingers is constantly feeling them tighten and not being able to do anything about it. Stretch my fingers out flat and straight. Then squeeze them slightly so that they are stretched. Hold this position for about ten seconds. Let my fingers...

Read More

Alternating shift.

Seitenaufrufe: 670 Hab ich schon einmal erwähnt, dass niemand Besserwisser leiden kann? War eine rhetorische Frage. Natürlich habe ich das schon einmal erwähnt. Mehrfach, um genau zu sein. Wenn das aber doch so ist, und du noch immer beim Lesen bist, welchen Grund hätte ich, mich jetzt noch zu ändern? Mal ganz davon abgesehen, dass sich Menschen nicht ändern....

Read More

Drive down again (lie down)

Page views: 644 I think the shutdown is self-explanatory. Just one thing: I put my head on my right side for much better breathing. I do this deliberately, it's the way it's supposed to be. Even if it looks to you as if my neck is going to break every second, believe me, it's fine. ? As soon as...

Read More

A second eye control is needed.

Page views: 697 It doesn't help. My eye control is more and more important for survival. Once again I couldn't make myself noticed this morning because the mask slipped out of place and tightened. It's really rarely stupid. I'm lying there, listening to my carer in the kitchen, in the dining room watching the documentary, at the coffee machine. Whilst I've been lying there for 15...

Read More

Patrick's got it.

Page views: 714 Dear diary, it's like being in a madhouse. I recently reported that my carer was once again too stupid to count to 24. To put it another way, whoever opened the last box of my drinkable food didn't tell me. Now you could assume that I was also told...

Read More

Physio exercise 3: Nerve-protecting positioning

Page views: 630 The third and final exercise in this series requires no effort at all, but is all the more effective. This is about positioning, which should ideally be done after doing the other exercises. As usual, I lie on my back with my head turned to the right. Normally, my arms are relatively parallel to my body. For this...

Read More

Start typing and press Enter to search