DasIstALS

Aren't I nice? I don't want an upgrade. I don't want more money. I just want the lies to disappear from the report. The MDK came up with all the rest themselves.

We are still talking about my eyes, nose and teeth. Not to mention my decubitus behind my ear, which of course has not improved one bit.

My ears are almost deaf. At least now I don't have to put up with my carers constantly phoning Mummy.

Date wrong, diagnosis wrong, course of illness wrong. This is how you successfully defend yourself against an unjust MDK report.

What a rude act. The MDK thinks they know better than the experts from the German Muscular Dystrophy Society. What do we know?

Did someone claim that everything is optional equipment at Audi? At least all five of mine had a seat. Unlike my Rollis...

Why? Because ALS is an asshole. Why? Because she pushes me into that corner. Why? Because I haven't found a better solution that I was ready for so far.

There's nothing to lose. As of today, I'm quitting, starting my own company and poaching Matthias, July and indeed Tom.

Has there ever been any research regarding possible side effects of scopolamine on urinary functioning?

The nurse who, despite photographs of evidence, cannot be convinced that tightly stretched ligaments cause pain.