Hit List (Week 24)
I inform my carers and still inform my doctor. He comes round immediately. Renewed inflammation. Pus. Blood. Some kind of contaminated...
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Your body? Exactly not.
People just don't want to believe me when I say that I'm not hungry or have no appetite right now...
But in the dream I was with you.
Dear diary, my warmest Easter greetings. For the readers of my blog, I would like to wish you the very best of Easter days....
Really? Are you serious?
Dear diary, help me. I don't want to have to lie in my nursing bed again and watch a trickle of water...
Medium Rare is for wimps.
Dear diary, I can say with full conviction that I would love to have a totally boring day. One where...
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Dear diary, my day today starts just as shitty as yesterday ended. Just like I used to eat my steak...
For heaven's sake.
This article is part of a series. I assumed I had reached the pinnacle of idiocy when I was...