Pageviews: 794 Changing masks is probably the topic that stresses everyone out the most. That's why I've described every single step in detail and illustrated everything with photos of myself. If you follow these four principles, nothing can go wrong:
Page views: 1,010 Yes, you are reading correctly. Another copy & paste mask tutorial. An employee of my nursing service could possibly have avoided a warning if he had taken a look at the mask before he tried to put it on again and again and again the wrong way round. What is logical for the average person is not for a trained intensive care nurse with expert training...
Seitenaufrufe: 973 Eine quälende Stunde sinnloser Erklärungsversuche, wie man die Maske korrekt aufsetzt… und einen deshalb kalten Kaffee mit ekelhaft schmeckenden Medis später. 30-Tage-Countdown für „Patrick lässt sich eine PEG legen“ gestern auf Null gesetzt. Hätte der Pfleger meine Anleitung gelesen statt mich bei jedem Hinsetzen denselben Scheiß wieder neu erklären zu lassen wie so ein verliebter Teenager… hätte...
Page views: 1,256 To quote Sheldon, under normal circumstances I'd say I told you so. But, as I have told you so with such vehemence and frequency already the phrase has lost all meaning. Therefore, I will be replacing it with the phrase, I have informed you thusly. For arse. I'm fucked. Or am I screwed...
