Morning pint Vodka Bull
Page views: 627 Dearest diary, you won't believe it. My carer was already packing my bag. Hospital. Because of bleeding gums?
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Local anaesthetic? My ass.
Pageviews: 850 Good morning dear diary, the world has once again decided to fuck me. Unfucking unbelievable. As if the...
F**k you, Tobii. You donkey.
Pageviews: 667 Dear diary, it is not granted to me. Somehow the universe seems to have something against the...
Medium Rare is for wimps.
Pageviews: 722 Dear diary, I can say with full conviction that I would love to have a totally boring day....
Count Patricula
Pageviews: 697 Dear Diary, My day today starts just as shitty as yesterday ended. Just like I used to...
For heaven's sake.
Pageviews: 661 This article is part of a series. I assumed I had reached the pinnacle of idiocy when...
Alarm! Exclamation mark.
Pageviews: 619 This article is part of a series of articles. In addition to all this wishful thinking about what a cannula could do better, there's...
Crooked and crooked.
Page views: 648 This article is part of a series of articles. I still have two arguments in favour of a tracheostomy tube....
O'zapft is.
Pageviews: 677 This article is part of a series. I have been seriously thinking about many things over the last few...
It only needs to be stored on the whiskey.
The sad result of such incompetence is always the same. Decubiti, which one can hardly get rid of as a bedridden person.