F**k you, Tobii. You donkey.
Pageviews: 642 Dear diary, it is not granted to me. Somehow the universe seems to have something against the...
seltenekrankheiten
Medium Rare is for wimps.
Seitenaufrufe: 704 Liebes Tagebuch, ich kann Das aus voller Überzeugung sagen, ich hätte gerne mal einen total langweiligen Tag....
Count Patricula
Pageviews: 662 Dear Diary, My day today starts just as shitty as yesterday ended. Just like I used to...
For heaven's sake.
Pageviews: 647 This article is part of a series. I assumed I had reached the pinnacle of idiocy when...
Alarm! Exclamation mark.
Seitenaufrufe: 606 Dieser Artikel ist Teil einer Beitragsreihe. Neben diesem ganzen Wunschdenken, was eine Kanüle besser machen könnte, gibt’s...
Crooked and crooked.
Page views: 640 This article is part of a series of articles. I have two more arguments in favour of a tracheostomy tube....
O'zapft is.
Pageviews: 659 This article is part of a series. I have been seriously thinking about many things over the last few...
It only needs to be stored on the whiskey.
The sad result of such incompetence is always the same. Decubiti, which one can hardly get rid of as a bedridden person.
Not a strong foundation.
Except for my eye area, nose and parts of my cheeks and jaw, I have already regained control of my face and...
I pulled the PEG.
After six days, the wound has still not healed. Despite daily dressing changes and Lavanid application, the wound...