Ruppelt Patrick

A New Resource to Hook You Up

Pageviews: 201 If you're serious about turning your blog into a business, then you need to start thinking about ways to grow your audience. Depending on your niche, there are a number of things you can do to reach more people and get them interested in what you have to say. Once your website is set up, it's time...

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Tea or not to tea.

Page views: 721 Dear diary, it's actually an irony of fate. I never used to have a problem drinking two bottles of water between 15 gin and tonics when doing sport or partying, for example. Or at the Oktoberfest. When I remember that I used to drink ten litres in the best of times, that's unthinkable today. Today that would be...

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New Skills and a Snazzy New Trip

Pageviews: 235 Blogging is one of the most popular ways to communicate ideas and share content. Anyone can start a blog, but it's especially popular with business owners. Most blogs are updated regularly with fresh content. This makes them very relevant and easy to read. Professional bloggers can make money from their blogs without needing to focus on advertising....

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I cleaned our toilet.

Page views: 656 Phew! Dear diary, can I even put you through this? But if not you, then who? I've been trying to meet someone in charge for weeks. PDL, GF, someone who has something to say. We've also made several appointments over the past few weeks. But without exception, all of them were cancelled by the management. Most recently, I received two new appointment proposals,...

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Beetroot juice Adé.

Page views: 677 Dear diary, am I doing something wrong? So probably yes, it can't be normal. But then what am I doing wrong? Or do other patients have similar problems? I don't think so, that would be tragic to the power of ten. The bleeding has stopped. The panic still has a firm grip on me. 3 Tavor Expedit and 10 drops of morphine directly under the...

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Morning pint Vodka Bull

Page views: 664 Dearest diary, you won't believe it. My carer was already packing my bag. Hospital. Because of bleeding gums? Dude! He's moderately enthusiastic about the idea of going to Munich city centre today. There in the ambulance, because the intensive care transport that was ordered has come in 0 % of the cases so far. Instead, a simple crane transport arrives without a doctor and the helpers...

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Local anaesthetic? My ass.

Pageviews: 888 Good morning dear diary, the world has once again decided to fuck me. Unfucking unbelievable. As if all the crap from pressure sores to shortness of breath to €7,000 claims against me from my own care service weren't enough, let's go one better. Let's not only bleed Patrick's bank account, but also his gums. As announced, I will inform a...

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F**k you, Tobii. You donkey.

Page views: 716 Dear diary, I'm not allowed to. Somehow the universe seems to have something against the plagued ALS patient getting a good night's sleep. The night was good. Well, let's say it was okay. Once again, I didn't get to bed until 2.30am. I don't know why that happens to me so often. It runs in the family...

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Medium Rare is for wimps.

Pageviews: 766 Dear diary, I can say with full conviction that I would love to have a totally boring day. One where so little happens that even sleeping and YouTube are too boring for me. Even though I love to sleep. Just to grumble again in bad old fashion: why am I so often criticised for...

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Count Patricula

Pageviews: 728 Dear diary, my day today is starting just as shitty as yesterday ended. Just like I used to like my steak before I turned to the dark side of the force and went vegan. Bloody. I deliberately say vegan living. Not eating a vegan diet. For me, vegan doesn't mean militantly not eating any animal products...

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