Ruppelt Patrick

Tea or not to tea.

Page views: 702 Dear diary, it's actually an irony of fate. I never used to have a problem drinking two bottles of water between 15 gin and tonics when doing sport or partying, for example. Or at the Oktoberfest. When I remember that I used to drink ten litres in the best of times, that's unthinkable today. Today that would be...

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New Skills and a Snazzy New Trip

Pageviews: 235 Blogging is one of the most popular ways to communicate ideas and share content. Anyone can start a blog, but it's especially popular with business owners. Most blogs are updated regularly with fresh content. This makes them very relevant and easy to read. Professional bloggers can make money from their blogs without needing to focus on advertising....

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I cleaned our toilet.

Page views: 638 Phew! Dear diary, can I even put you through this? But if not you, then who? I've been trying to meet someone in charge for weeks. PDL, GF, someone who has something to say. We've made several appointments over the past few weeks. But without exception, all of them were cancelled by the management. Most recently, I received two new appointment proposals,...

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Beetroot juice Adé.

Page views: 653 Dear diary, am I doing something wrong? So probably yes, it can't be normal. But then what am I doing wrong? Or do other patients have similar problems? I don't think so, that would be tragic to the power of ten. The bleeding has stopped. The panic still has a firm grip on me. 3 Tavor Expedit and 10 drops of morphine directly under the...

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Morning pint Vodka Bull

Seitenaufrufe: 650 Liebstes Tagebuch, du glaubst es nicht. Mein Pfleger war schon am Tasche packen. Krankenhaus. Aufgrund von Zahnfleischblutens? Alter! Mittelmäßig begeistert ist er von der Idee, heute noch in die Münchner Innenstadt zu fahren. Hin im Krankenwagen, weil der bestellte Intensivtransport in bisher 0 % der Fälle kam. Stattdessen kommt ein einfacher Krantransport ohne Arzt und die Helfer...

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Local anaesthetic? My ass.

Seitenaufrufe: 873 Guten Morgen liebes Tagebuch, die Welt hat mal wieder beschlossen, mich zu ficken. Unfuckingfassbar. Als ob der ganze Mist von Dekubitus über Atemnot bis zu 7.000,- € Forderungen meines eigenen Pflegedienstes gegen mich nicht reichen würden, setzen wir noch einen drauf. Lassen wir nicht nur Patricks Konto bluten, sondern auch sein Zahnfleisch. Wie angekündigt informiere ich einen...

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F**k you, Tobii. You donkey.

Seitenaufrufe: 692 Liebes Tagebuch, es ist mir nicht vergönnt. Irgendwie scheint das Universum etwas dagegen zu haben, dass der geplagte ALS Patient mal ausschlafen kann. Die Nacht war gut. Naja, sagen wir, sie war okay. Ich bin wieder einmal erst um 2:30 Uhr ins Bett gekommen. Weiß auch nicht, warum mir das so oft passiert. Liegt in der Familie...

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Medium Rare is for wimps.

Pageviews: 747 Dear diary, I can say with full conviction that I would love to have a totally boring day. One where so little happens that even sleeping and YouTube are too boring for me. Even though I love to sleep. Just to grumble again in bad old fashion: why am I so often criticised for...

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Count Patricula

Page views: 717 Dear diary, my day today is starting just as shitty as yesterday ended. Just like I used to like my steak before I turned to the dark side of the Force and went vegan. Bloody. I deliberately say vegan living. Not eating a vegan diet. For me, vegan doesn't mean militantly not eating any animal products...

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For heaven's sake.

Pageviews: 681 This article is part of a series. I thought I had reached the pinnacle of idiocy when I was told I didn't need sterile gloves to insert a urinary catheter. And then, miraculously, I had a germ down there. The theory was that it had come from the hospital and had only just been noticed. Hmm, but on the tail...

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