Actually, you should be beaten for thatn
Baby Hit-list me one more time. A slap left and right, that would be the appropriate reaction. But no, as a pacifist I'm still holding out the other side of myself. Pretty stupid, but on the other hand, good things come to those who wait.
And so, for the time being at least, I'll stick with this hopefully entertaining, out-of-context and exaggeratedly ridiculous depiction of my personal top 10 „no goes“.
- Cover me up, strip me completely naked and „clean“ me in bed with surface disinfectant, then soap me from head to toe. And let me freeze for two hours until the washing is ready. More on this? You can find it here: Basic care
- To serve up one of the most implausible old wives' tales I've ever heard to a surprise visitor who enters the flat with his own key on a Saturday morning. Of course he didn't drink the can of Jackie Coke. Some completely retarded person threw it in the rubbish and now the whole flat smells of it. He took it out of the rubbish to rinse it out. More on this? You can find it here: The insensitive sick person.
- „I need a little whisky from you now.“ (he said, ignoring my dimenti and emptying the bottle by the end of the service) More on this? You can find it here: Inventory Olé
- Leaving me in the shit for over an hour, because night duty comes shortly and I'm so stressed that my own coffee is more important. I would have loved to use the time to clean myself up, because my three friends who are visiting are having dinner in the dining room. I really don't need to have my ass wiped when my friends are sitting next to me. Read more? You can find it here: Shift, change.
- Finding a syringe filled with cloudy liquid by the sink and wanting to give it to me via the PEG without knowing whether it is a tablet, cleaning agent or something else.
- „With that powder you call ice cream, you need a straw to drink it.“ (this was about the crushed ice I bought for my carers for the premium brand drinks and alcoholic beverages I also bought for my carers)
- „I never took anything home, just empty bottles for crafting.“ (apart from the fact that empty bottles are also my property, no one drank from them except you, you idiot) More on this? You can find it here: Inventory Olé
- Going out onto the balcony with a coffee and a cigarette and throwing it over to me as I walk by, saying he's sorry, I'll get my coffee in a minute. But he's so keen on a cigarette right now. Read more? You can find it here: Shift, change.
- They just don't believe me when I say that I haven't had a bowel movement yet. No, the nurse has to convince herself. More about this? You can find it here: Don't hurt my feelings.
- Banning me as a PDL from my own Whatsapp group because I supposedly demotivate the nursing staff with my criticism. More on this? You can find it here: Shift, change.
