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Did someone claim that everything is optional equipment at Audi? At least all five of mine had a seat. Unlike my Rollis...

There's a contradiction here, it means you did a sloppy job and I don't think it's OK, you see? That's why the shit falls on your head.

Maybe I want to polarise and offend with the MDK. Arouse emotions. To make you think. Because seriously, something has to change.

So it's not for non-swimmers. I'm drowning in drool. My ear hurts. The beeping from the PEG gets on my nerves almost as much as that woman.

So you can also just turn the cushion for the seventh time. Another typical Yugo thing, men and women alike. Germans haven't done anything like that with me yet. Men as well as women.

If anything, no, if anything, I would be a populationist. Or, I would also find it kind of nice, not only an artist but also a subspeciesist.

I must be the only person on this planet who can mentally bridge the gap between a urinary catheter and his preference for serial polygamy.

Anyone who buys Nestlé products like KitKat accepts the blatant practices of the company. It's sick. No shit.

Once the reputation is ruined... Nestlé conducts animal experiments and justifies them with an alleged legal necessity.

But we wealthy, educated people have got it fucked in our heads if we believe that we can flood the markets of the poorest countries in the world with plastic waste and if it rots there in the wild - or doesn't rot there - it's not our fault and it's not our problem.