Sodala... etz I need a few 📣 votes for 🙋🏻‍ me.

Since the 📧 email address of a trader cannot be changed due to legal requirements (idiotic), I was forced to create a new 📝 portfolio.

Then there was the matter of 🪪 ID verification. I don't have any ID at all. Without a signature and biometric 📷 photo, I'll never get one again. But explain that to a 🏦 bank...

Once I had sorted that out too, I updated my 📃 certificate to reflect my portfolio. Not so easy when you're only working with your 👀 eyes. So that I can click on "Execute trade" in time after clicking on "Get current price" before the price expires, I had to reduce the click trigger time of my eye control to 🏁 100ms. I love 🏆 challenges.

Now I just need a few non-binding reservations to make my certificate tradable. A reservation is something like a watchlist, or a 📌 favourite.

If you do not have 💡 You know what I'm talking about, that's exactly the point.

You can tell your bank to invest 💲 amount X in Patrick's Investment Favourites and your bank will then invest in my shares. You can see for yourself the 📈 return I'm achieving in a completely transparent way.

Click here for my certificate: https://www.wikifolio.com/de/de/w/wfxpatrick

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