Daily greets the masked beast
Pageviews: 616 Dear diary, I just can't seem to get it right. Just when you think you've vomited enough...
Really? Are you serious?
Page views: 598 Dear diary, help me. I don't want to have to lie in a nursing bed again and watch how we...
Make it so difficult for me.
Page views: 657 Dear diary, I'm glad you're here. You understand me. When I tell you in a factual review...
Don't make it so difficult for yourself.
Pageviews: 607 Dear diary, To this day I am fascinated by the fact that at the age of 43 I am obviously...
Tea or not to tea.
Pageviews: 683 Dear Diary, It's actually an irony of fate. I never used to have a problem with...
I cleaned our toilet.
Page views: 618 Phew! Dear diary, can I even put you through this? But if not you, then who? For weeks now...
Beetroot juice Adé.
Page views: 620 Dear diary, am I doing something wrong? So probably yes, it can't be normal. But what am I...
Morning pint Vodka Bull
Page views: 627 Dearest diary, you won't believe it. My carer was already packing my bag. Hospital. Because of bleeding gums?
Local anaesthetic? My ass.
Pageviews: 850 Good morning dear diary, the world has once again decided to fuck me. Unfucking unbelievable. As if the...
For heaven's sake.
Pageviews: 661 This article is part of a series. I assumed I had reached the pinnacle of idiocy when...