Make it so difficult for me.
Page views: 623 Dear diary, I'm glad you're here. You understand me. When I tell you in a factual review...
Don't make it so difficult for yourself.
Pageviews: 593 Dear diary, To this day I am fascinated by the fact that at the age of 43 I am obviously...
Tea or not to tea.
Pageviews: 651 Dear Diary, It's actually an irony of fate. I never used to have a problem with...
I cleaned our toilet.
Page views: 595 Phew! Dear diary, can I even put you through this? But if not you, then who? For weeks now...
Beetroot juice Adé.
Page views: 596 Dear diary, am I doing something wrong? So probably yes, it can't be normal. But what am I...
Morning pint Vodka Bull
Page views: 599 Dearest diary, you won't believe it. My carer was already packing my bag. Hospital. Because of bleeding gums?
Local anaesthetic? My ass.
Seitenaufrufe: 810 Guten Morgen liebes Tagebuch, die Welt hat mal wieder beschlossen, mich zu ficken. Unfuckingfassbar. Als ob der...
For heaven's sake.
Pageviews: 646 This article is part of a series. I assumed I had reached the pinnacle of idiocy when...
It only needs to be stored on the whiskey.
The sad result of such incompetence is always the same. Decubiti, which one can hardly get rid of as a bedridden person.
Not a strong foundation.
Except for my eye area, nose and parts of my cheeks and jaw, I have already regained control of my face and...