Daily greets the masked beast
Pageviews: 614 Dear diary, I just can't seem to get it right. Just when you think you've vomited enough...
Really? Are you serious?
Page views: 594 Dear diary, help me. I don't want to have to lie in a nursing bed again and watch how we...
Make it so difficult for me.
Page views: 649 Dear diary, I'm glad you're here. You understand me. When I tell you in a factual review...
Don't make it so difficult for yourself.
Seitenaufrufe: 604 Liebes Tagebuch, bis zum heutigen Tage bin ich fasziniert davon, dass ich mit meinen 43 Jahren offensichtlich...
Tea or not to tea.
Pageviews: 676 Dear Diary, It's actually an irony of fate. I never used to have a problem with...
I cleaned our toilet.
Page views: 611 Phew! Dear diary, can I even put you through this? But if not you, then who? For weeks...
Beetroot juice Adé.
Page views: 610 Dear diary, am I doing something wrong? So probably yes, it can't be normal. But what am I...
Morning pint Vodka Bull
Seitenaufrufe: 621 Liebstes Tagebuch, du glaubst es nicht. Mein Pfleger war schon am Tasche packen. Krankenhaus. Aufgrund von Zahnfleischblutens?...
Local anaesthetic? My ass.
Seitenaufrufe: 840 Guten Morgen liebes Tagebuch, die Welt hat mal wieder beschlossen, mich zu ficken. Unfuckingfassbar. Als ob der...
For heaven's sake.
Pageviews: 654 This article is part of a series. I assumed I had reached the pinnacle of idiocy when...