Daily greets the masked beast
Seitenaufrufe: 622 Liebes Tagebuch, es scheint mir einfach nicht vergönnt. Grad, wenn du glaubst, du hast dich genug ausgekotzt...
Really? Are you serious?
Page views: 623 Dear diary, help me. I don't want to have to lie in a nursing bed again and watch how we...
Make it so difficult for me.
Page views: 664 Dear diary, I'm glad you're here. You understand me. When I tell you in a factual review...
Don't make it so difficult for yourself.
Page views: 614 Dear diary, to this day, I am fascinated by the fact that, at 43 years of age, I am obviously...
Tea or not to tea.
Seitenaufrufe: 695 Liebes Tagebuch, es ist eigentlich schon eine Ironie des Schicksals. Ich habe früher nie ein Problem gehabt,...
I cleaned our toilet.
Page views: 630 Phew! Dear diary, can I even put you through this? But if not you, then who? For weeks...
Beetroot juice Adé.
Page views: 642 Dear diary, am I doing something wrong? So probably yes, it can't be normal. But what am I...
Morning pint Vodka Bull
Page views: 637 Dearest diary, you won't believe it. My carer was already packing my bag. Hospital. Because of bleeding gums?.
Local anaesthetic? My ass.
Pageviews: 862 Good morning dear diary, the world has once again decided to fuck me. Unfucking unbelievable. As if the...
For heaven's sake.
Page views: 670 This article is part of a series of posts. I assumed I had reached the height of idiocy when...