It's enough for me if you wipe your face with lukewarm water. A little shower gel now and then is okay, but nothing more. When I use shower gel, however, I insist on rinsing again with clear water afterwards.

And one more request: Before you lather me in anything, look at what you're holding. Spare us the embarrassment of me asking you what kind of disgusting stuff you're lathering up with because you're too lazy to read if it's even shower gel.

First, please prepare everything we need for facial care. These are:

  • A towel
  • A (real) flannel
  • A bowl of clear cold water
  • A bowl of lukewarm water
  • Shower gel

When taking care of your face, remember what I said at the very beginning of this manual. The mask is part of my body. If you want to wash my cheeks, hold the mask to your nose, open the band on one side and wash your cheek. Don't pull the straps and force a flannel underneath, it hurts.

Of course, you can only wash my nose if you remove the mask. That's all right, I'll hold my breath that long. Please prepare everything you need for this. Don't start wetting a flannel when the mask is already open. Meanwhile, confine yourself exclusively to the nose area. It's really an inexplicably unnecessary torture for me to have someone clean my ears and eyes while I'm lying there gasping for air without a breathing mask.