Really? Are you serious?
Dear diary, help me. I don't want to have to lie in my nursing bed again and watch a trickle of water...
DasIstALS
Make it so difficult for me.
Dear diary, I'm glad you're here. You understand me. If I disagree with you in a factual discussion, you...
Don't make it so difficult for yourself.
Dear diary, To this day I am still fascinated by the fact that at the age of 43 I am obviously already too...
Tea or not to tea.
Dear diary, it's actually an irony of fate. I never used to have a problem, for example, with...
I cleaned our toilet.
Phew! Dear diary, can I even put you through this? But if not you, then who? For weeks I've been trying to...
Beetroot juice Adé.
Dear diary, am I doing something wrong? So probably yes, it can't be normal. But then what am I doing...
Morning pint Vodka Bull
Dearest diary, you won't believe it. My carer was already packing my bag. Hospital. Because of bleeding gums? Dude! Mediocre...
Local anaesthetic? My ass.
Good morning dear diary, the world has once again decided to fuck me. Unfucking unbelievable. As if all this crap...
For heaven's sake.
This article is part of a series. I assumed I had reached the pinnacle of idiocy when I was...
Pink improvements
This article is part of a series of articles. TK. Tracheal cannula. Not so easy at all, as I have seen again on the last...