Make it so difficult for me.
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Don't make it so difficult for yourself.
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Tea or not to tea.
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I cleaned our toilet.
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Beetroot juice Adé.
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Morning pint Vodka Bull
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Local anaesthetic? My ass.
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Medium Rare is for wimps.
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Count Patricula
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For heaven's sake.
Pageviews: 654 This article is part of a series. I assumed I had reached the pinnacle of idiocy when...