Make it so difficult for me.
Page views: 623 Dear diary, I'm glad you're here. You understand me. When I tell you in a factual review...
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Don't make it so difficult for yourself.
Pageviews: 593 Dear diary, To this day I am fascinated by the fact that at the age of 43 I am obviously...
Tea or not to tea.
Page views: 650 Dear diary, It's actually an irony of fate. I never used to have a problem with...
I cleaned our toilet.
Page views: 595 Phew! Dear diary, can I even put you through this? But if not you, then who? For weeks now...
Beetroot juice Adé.
Page views: 596 Dear diary, am I doing something wrong? So probably yes, it can't be normal. But what am I...
Morning pint Vodka Bull
Page views: 599 Dearest diary, you won't believe it. My carer was already packing my bag. Hospital. Because of bleeding gums?
Local anaesthetic? My ass.
Pageviews: 809 Good morning dear diary, the world has once again decided to fuck me. Unfucking unbelievable. As if the...
Medium Rare is for wimps.
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Count Patricula
Pageviews: 659 Dear Diary, My day today starts just as shitty as yesterday ended. Just like I used to...
For heaven's sake.
Pageviews: 646 This article is part of a series. I assumed I had reached the pinnacle of idiocy when...