Beetroot juice Adé.
Dear diary, am I doing something wrong? So probably yes, it can't be normal. But then what am I doing...
pflegefehler
Morning pint Vodka Bull
Dearest diary, you won't believe it. My carer was already packing my bag. Hospital. Because of bleeding gums? Dude! Mediocre...
Local anaesthetic? My ass.
Good morning dear diary, the world has once again decided to fuck me. Unfucking unbelievable. As if all this crap...
Medium Rare is for wimps.
Dear diary, I can say with full conviction that I would love to have a totally boring day. One where...
Count Patricula
Dear diary, my day today starts just as shitty as yesterday ended. Just like I used to eat my steak...
For heaven's sake.
This article is part of a series. I assumed I had reached the pinnacle of idiocy when I was...
Crooked and crooked.
This article is part of a series of articles. I still have two arguments in favour of a tracheostomy tube. So without further ado...
O'zapft is.
This article is part of a series of posts. I have given a lot of things serious thought over the last few days....
It only needs to be stored on the whiskey.
The sad result of such incompetence is always the same. Decubiti, which one can hardly get rid of as a bedridden person.
Not a strong foundation.
Except for my eye area, nose and parts of my cheeks and jaw, I have already regained control of my face and...