I cleaned our toilet.
Page views: 588 Phew! Dear diary, can I even put you through this? But if not you, then who? For weeks...
pflegefehler
Beetroot juice Adé.
Page views: 584 Dear diary, am I doing something wrong? So probably yes, it can't be normal. But what am I...
Morning pint Vodka Bull
Page views: 589 Dearest diary, you won't believe it. My carer was already packing my bag. Hospital. Because of bleeding gums?
Local anaesthetic? My ass.
Pageviews: 798 Good morning dear diary, the world has once again decided to fuck me. Unfucking unbelievable. As if the...
Medium Rare is for wimps.
Seitenaufrufe: 690 Liebes Tagebuch, ich kann Das aus voller Überzeugung sagen, ich hätte gerne mal einen total langweiligen Tag....
Count Patricula
Pageviews: 652 Dear Diary, My day today starts just as shitty as yesterday ended. Just like I used to...
For heaven's sake.
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Crooked and crooked.
Page views: 636 This article is part of a series of articles. I still have two arguments in favour of a tracheostomy tube....
O'zapft is.
Pageviews: 642 This article is part of a series. I have been seriously thinking about many things over the last few...
It only needs to be stored on the whiskey.
The sad result of such incompetence is always the same. Decubiti, which one can hardly get rid of as a bedridden person.